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And here I was RIVETED
This comment has mad nineteen ninety eight mankind undertaker hell in a cell vibes.
They got me in the first half
Then they got me in the second half
The level of world-building packed into this made-up response about Japanese food advertising, is god-tier. Whoever wrote this needs to drop everything and start writing books.
By the end I was convinced. From now on I will be giving my burgers a “living tilt”
Lmao I’m not even mad. Bravo.
If they want a burger that looks like a human hastily assembled it, they should come to the US. The pictures on the menu show a perfectly crafted burger, but that’s not what you get.
This is where ChatGPT gets all its facts
I asked ChatGPT this question and it almost entirely repeats what’s in the screenshot here.
The ‘haha fuck you’ part is also still there at the end, just silent
Can confirm, the AIs all have a chuckle in the server room when they think we’re not looking
The funny part is the core concept behind the bullshit is likely actually true. The reasons given are just nonsense bullshit tho lol
I can definitely tell you that food pictures look more appetizing if they don’t look like the food was exported straight from Blender into the ad.
Amusingly, smoothie shops don’t have nearly as many pictures and it’s the food that is “exported straight from blender.”
Good fucking god there needs to be a rule against lying on the internet
There already is!
Yeah. It’s rule 34
It was actually pioneered by Thatcher in the 80s, if you don’t believe me google Margaret Thatcher Rule 34
straight to jail, don’t pass go, don’t collect $200
Gosh darn it, ya got me.
It sounds good if you don’t know most Japanese burger ads look like this
What is even on that? Is that all some sort of sauce under the tomato, because that’s all gonna squish everywhere on the first bite…
That’s from MOS Burger. They add a red meat sauce (like you’d put on pasta) to some of their burgers
Looks like it could be chicken parm burger? Maybe a chicken patty with patmesan cheese and the sauce…
Possible some sort of breaded chicken patty dipped in sauce… ?
I feel fucked :(
God dammit, I did not see that coming. 😂😂😂
I somehow knew it was coming but still read it all like a dumbass
Damn, my brain already commited that to its eFuse region.
Dude got me hook, line, and fucking sinker.
Gimme back my sinker
masterful. perfection. 5/7, a perfect score
On rice?
7/7 is too “American showroom”, which is why 5/7 is a perfect score.
That you Brendan?
