Yeah the one where we’re supposed to put our forearm through the hook. But you know people would just use their bare bacteria-ridden hands to pull that. Defeating the purpose of the germ-free handle.

Hey I’m an athlete but these foot pull doors are still extremely difficult. It strains your calf muscles, your hamstrings, your kegels, and your core. Opening heavy restroom doors with this spiky foot pull is not easy or fun or comfortable at all.

Last time I heard of Barron’s leisure time on the computer, he was schmoozing online with a young lady overseas whose boyfriend was in the room with her and I don’t remember any further details about that. Now if he’s insider trading with evil Daddy’s help, God help us all.