This is the most polite behaviour I’ve seen towards people blocking bike paths in Paris

This is unslammatory behaviour

I’d like to place my head next to a door jamb and have someone slam it closed repeatedly until the latch clicks

Why, this is some of @pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org quality artwork!

Detective? I hardly know ive

did you get monies

yes the back is an erogenous zone second only to the boobie

This is just plum ridiculous!

“Wait a minute, if this cake is in my bed, then where’s - oh no”

Maybe it’s german for “The Liberal” like “The Liberal, The”

Nipple, dribble

titillate in ripples

By touching teats

this covenant has tripled

sexual intercourse/activity

I DID IT ALL FOR THE COOKIE (YEAH)

THE COOKIE (YEAH)

SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT LOOKIE (YEAH)

AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH)

It’s figmover

Man for a second I thought you were talking about punching one of them kids

I used to think I was a hot commodity in the gay community until I realized it was only the ugly old guys hitting on me. Never the hot young ones. Let me tell you, my illusions were shattered. But then I got older and the young hot ones started giving me fuck-me eyes and now my illusions are back again

one peep’s trash is another homie’s treasure

the far left, like peanut butter, is soft, but resilient and creamy. The far right, like peanut brittle, is hard, but fragile.

They ceased ceasing fire

General Grievous Diorama you sick bastard