did something happen?

no, me do pronoun grammer gooder

Yes, officer! That’s Yours, over there! You’s the one that did! You was all by Yourself in that corner!

Yeah I don’t feel that the tapered end is gonna do anything

What can I shay? I’m shellfish

Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow

I like chicken I like liver Meowmix meowmix please deliver

would prefer rice

Translated to cat:

Meow meow meow

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Meow meow

Meow meow meow meow meow

Topical? Just like my ointment!

This is the most polite behaviour I’ve seen towards people blocking bike paths in Paris

This is unslammatory behaviour

I’d like to place my head next to a door jamb and have someone slam it closed repeatedly until the latch clicks

Why, this is some of @pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org quality artwork!

Detective? I hardly know ive

did you get monies

yes the back is an erogenous zone second only to the boobie

This is just plum ridiculous!

“Wait a minute, if this cake is in my bed, then where’s - oh no”

Maybe it’s german for “The Liberal” like “The Liberal, The”

Nipple, dribble

titillate in ripples

By touching teats

this covenant has tripled