So i know that rna means something like robot nuclear acid. But anything more complex than that would be lost on me, like my keys from the holes in my pockets. Or like my dignity, from the holes in my pockets

eh, mediocrity is the true killer

from the superior cloaca

Oh no! You’ve been visited by the SICK DUCK SUCKING DICK monster! You must suck 3.5 DICKS of at least 3 of your homies by midnight tonight OR BE VISITED BY THE SICK QUACKER

Imagine fucking a whole ass

Don’t mind if I do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

he do music

get rocked, idiot

Maybe Hell is just so full of red tape that it was only thousands of years after it had been a predominant language, did they switch to Latin for all contracts. In another 1000 years, they’ll switch to Mandarin, by which point we’ll be speaking duck.

I mean I can’t because I’m Canadian but I too crave ranked voting

No, you see, bombing brown children and preventing things from getting better is the same and bombing brown children and making things worse!!

what are you gonna do about it? Hold me down? Hold me down with your girly hands!? Hold me down and feed me a constant stream of thick, hard cocks!?!? I dare you to even TRY

I believe this map the key to surviving the 2029 water wars

nor any less

edit: WHICH IS STILL ZERO

I can’t believe this is how the Fonz started uncertainty in deities.

He would walk in and go “Aaaaaaay, gnostics!”

(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

I recommend practicing first in the shower. It doesn’t matter if you’re firing a pea shooter or a bazooka, the aim is not a gift innate to all

yes im a bit of a text teas

sprinkle some glitter into a glue trap. That always gets them

masterful. perfection. 5/7, a perfect score

woah so this is like mars bar but in undiluted form?