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There is no old computer only bad os.

  • Gulliver@lemmy.zipOP
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    5 hours ago

    windows is crashing linux is flowering, with linux there is no old pc only bad is.

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      5 hours ago

      Crashing? With the context of the pictures and similarities with Spanish and Catalan idioms I would say windows stands you up.

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        3 hours ago

        “planter” in french can mean three things : plant (a seed), crash (a system) or break up (with someone)
        Hence the triple pun

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          The system crashing I didn’t know, does the computer plants itself or it plants you? in Spanish to plant someone or leave someone planted is to not show up on a date, so I would find it very funny if it was the latter.

          Is the break up closer to dumping? I love to learn this kind on nuances.

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            “Ma petite amie m’a planté” is closer to “my girlfriend dumped me”, it’s a bit familiar. “Break up with X” could be “rompre avec X”

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            “L’ordinateur a planté” means the computer crashed. There’s no complement to the verb there, it just “planted.”

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        Yeah, the problem is that it’s had to convey the double meaning because “planter” is often used about an electronic device crashing, so it’s both windows crashed, and windows stood you up

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      5 hours ago

      windows is crashing linux is flowering, with linux there is no old pc only bad OS.

      Unless it is a 486 and you want to stay current :P

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          Way way back. I was given a 486 (when pentium 90/100s were normal) at work to run the experimental internet connection on (the head of the company at the time didn’t think this internet fad would last). So I installed some magazine coverdisk linux and connected the office to the internet via a single modem.

          I think it had a peak uptime of 550 days before it was replaced.

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            3 hours ago

            Oh sweet child, you’ll never understand the pleasure of cutting motherboard PCB traces and replacing resistors to overclock a DX2 to 90MHz to play freely distributed CD-ROM cereal box AoE.

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            4 hours ago

            Hey, it was really better times when you could have your computer in any colo(u)r you wanted, so long as it was beige.

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              3 hours ago

              Now you can have any colour you want, but they have mandatory LEDs embedded in every peripheral a d they no longer sell opaque cases.

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                3 hours ago

                You’re not kidding. I have no real interest in RGB. But it was cheaper to buy a case with a glass panel and the RGB ram of the same spec was cheaper than non RGB… I just made all the LEDs Borg green and left it that way.

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                    2 hours ago

                    The only RGB things I have is an NVidia 3080, and the RGB ram. Unplugging those would cause me a problem. I could set them to off. But, they’re there now. So I make them Borg green.

                    But if either of them (or the case) cost me more to have the RGB/Glass I’d not have gotten them. It’s absolutely not something I care about.