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      I am not responsible for any ‘Update your Resume’ meetings that result from this. But if you do it, please record the reaction of the first person who shatters their Outlook. ヾ(•ω•`)o

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        If this was here a week ago I might have rolled this out for April fool’s lol, I’m the domain admin for a small company and I’m pretty sure I could get away with it for the occasion, maybe if I remember next year

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          Put it in your calendar for next year! The “Lite” version is actually perfect for GPO deployment because it’s a single portable .exe that deletes itself after one “event”. It’s the ultimate hit-and-run prank—no uninstaller needed, just one confused employee and a lot of loud meme audio lol.

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        Just tell your boss it’s a mandatory Windows 11 ‘Surface Tension’ update. If the windows didn’t break, how would you know they’re made of glass? OwO

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            It’s because liquid glass has zero surface tension until it hits the user32.dll barrier. I haven’t implemented ‘viscosity’ in the physics engine yet, so for now, the UI remains in a solid, shatter-prone state. Windows 11: The Glass Update.