spicy pancake

I would gladly decorate with a real skeleton as they’re biodegradable non-petroleum products but my mom said I’m not allowed

Kubuntu is like wearing a condom because you have to

(it’s the only thing that consistently boots on my weird Samsung laptop. everything else intermittently boot loops…)

that is a high fantasy wizard ass sounding name for a plumbing part

I actually use a decade old version of this to control a very expensive machine at work which is simultaneously surreal and validating of all the time I wasted spent learning linux from my teens onward

one’s environment can have a pretty big impact on what one eats and how often one gets to move

wX (Weather app geared towards storm chasers, meteorologists and weather enthusiasts)

https://f-droid.org/packages/joshuatee.wx/

https://gitlab.com/joshua.tee/wx

carpet doesn’t kill people, interior designers kill people

I like the idea of a sandwich cookie but always find them disappointing. I want a gourmet version made by some hipsters

that’s some high dynamic range eye assault a la late 00’s–early 10’s PC gaming, alright

I respect Bunsenlabs for lacking the chaotic instability that I loved to hate about Crunchbang in high school, and which I hate to wish I could love as a busy adult requiring a stable system…

CrunchBang was my jam in late high school. I couldn’t believe how much more lightweight it was compared to Lubuntu, which had been my main for years due to having a potato laptop

“vaccine Georg is an outlier and should not have been coubted”

missed opportunity to name it codeine

its what plants crave

https://memedocumentation.tumblr.com/post/128139356820/can-you-explain-the-sweaty-meme-like-its

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/8rca1e/why_do_people_spell_the_word_sweetie_as_sweaty/

is meme

I’m so disappointed because I had a tick on me recently and it was horrible

in terms of corporate expenses for legal penalties that’s barely a disinterested-grunt-from-parent-in-other-room, let alone a wrist slap

Taskmaster contestants: 👀

i loved my XZ2 Compact SO MUCH and then all the carriers in my country simultaneously dropped voice calling support for it. i’m still so salty

fuck yeah Arcticons! I always use them with a black background and never realized how well they work over photos