Bad news, I don’t think it’s mild cheddar anymore
it never was cheddar, it’s american “cheese”.
Mmmm extra mature
Only 78 more years to go!
The ultimate Packers cheese head
I saw these all the time as a kid. Never knew what they were. Was hoping theyd be some kind of sweet.
Not sure it can legally be called cheese anymore
Do not eat green cheese.
It’s not too bad if you scramble it into your green eggs. It pairs exceptionally with green ham.
Be sure to ask for the green coffin at your green funeral.
What color did it start as
Not sure what goes on in Jin’s cheese pantry.
Still more cultured than the US.
~pls ignore, this is just rage bait. Have a nice day.~
Hey, I’ve got plenty of culture. Proper gaming culture - that is, tabletop, board, and single player video gaming, not online competitive bullshit that’s played by the kind of people who used to torment real gamers before the current era of FIFA, COD, MOBAs, and multiplayer in general.
Okay, fair. You get a pass.
Bad news, I don’t think it’s mild cheddar anymore
Oh no, that’s become wild cheddar my friend.
yeah anyone recommending eating that is just wrong
Think of what cheese is.
“I milked this cow, and now the milk has become full of bacteria, smells gross, and has solidified…but I think I’m going to eat it.”
What I mean is that you have no idea what bacteria is in that cheese or if the beer fridge was constantly refrigerated. If it doesn’t kill you it could still lead to an unpleasant ER visit. Not worth it over $10-20 worth of cheese.
give up dude. half the population is so brain rotted they don’t even have the will to survive anymore and just want to risk their health by eating expired food because “I’m tough”.
I remember getting into such a heated argument with a dumbass on early lemmy about moldy bread and cheese.
it got so heated that I was issued a temporary ban for telling them to go ahead and eat a moldy cheese sandwich and die from food poisoning.
some people just want to prove they’re “tough” by risking their lives for the dumbest shit.
Moldy bread? Nah.
Moldy hard cheese? Just generously cut off the mold and it’s fine*
*I wouldn’t feed this to anyone else, but I’d eat it, and do all the time
EDIT: the USDA agrees that moldy hard cheese is safe to eat https://ask.usda.gov/s/article/If-food-has-mold-is-it-safe-to-eat
For hard cheese, such as Cheddar, cut off at least 1-inch around and below the mold spot (keep the knife out of the mold itself). After trimming off the mold, the remaining cheese should be safe to eat.
Rule of thumb, don’t be a dumbass about it and you can do potentially dangerous stuff just fine
May I offer you a tasty tidepod in these trying times?
You have pleasant hands.
I was still in high school when that cheese was made.
I was in 2md grade when that cheese was made. I’m turning 30 this year
And you’re almost done with 11th grade!
When a friend’s parents passed away, he came over to start packing up their house. He found tartar sauce that could vote and little onyx-like bricks of partially consumed cream cheese in the fridge. The spice rack contained Owl Spices which were donated to the state historical society.
He found tartar sauce that could vote
Strange that it had the sentience to accomplish that.
It doesn’t have sentience, it votes Republican
God dammit. That explains a lot! Ok guys! Stop producing cheese! It’s our only hope!
Start producing smarter cheese. Give it two cells, it may vote independent.
Sharper cheese has more taste than any Republican I’ve met.
holy shit. I haven’t thought of Owl in decades.
