For the meme, probably.

Ranch on a pizza is fuckin heresy, you monster.

That’s because they didn’t go to Paris to experience Paris. They went to Paris so they could brag to everyone back home that they went to Paris, and then use that to reinforce their superiority complex.

I’m other words, they’re useless assholes.

That would explain the goddamn fork.

If you’re putting Ranch on your pizza then you deserve your suffering.

It’s consistent within their own headcannon. If you believe the world will end in 10 years, you’re going to do things to prepare for that short term timeline to ensure your own survival, place in the afterlife, standard of living, or whatever. Although if there is an afterlife, these assholes ain’t going to the good one lol.

They have zero interest in long-term planning and helping others. Well, Elon might have some, the way he’s Nazi-tier obsessed with reproduction quality and quantity.

But in their minds, why bother taking care of Earth when it’ll be ashes one way or another within their lifetimes? It’s sociopathic and cruel, but they’re so detached that they can’t even comprehend how disconnected they actually are.

I’m so glad I never tried any of these DNA services. For exactly this reason.

It’s security theater. They have a whole department, loss control, that watches the cameras and double checks the inventory counts to find thieves and track stuff, plus RFID detectors for high value stuff. Anything that slips through the cracks ends up either insured or a write off that their accountants can use to justify not paying corporate taxes.

So when you see the receipt checker, derisively say no and keep walking. And if they lay so much as a finger on you, file assault charges.

After all, if the corporations can abuse the system, so can you.

LOL no.

Not even M.C. Escher would jerk off to this lol

Unfortunately there’s no way to predict it with any accuracy. IIRC his family history suggests a long lifespan. But that doesn’t matter because if Vance replaced him, that limp sausage will do whatever he’s told to do by his fellow cult members. The only hope then will be watching MAGA dissolve into infighting because nobody will have the charisma to hold the movement together. In that case it’ll lock up unless somebody can slap them around enough to restore order, but who’s gonna pull that off? Most Republicans have less charisma than moldy fruit.

It’s like a cubist nightmare…

Apple, now with 100% more trash!

What’s that bring the total to, like 11,500%?

I just did literally the only thing I CAN do, which is rate it 1 star and call out their spinelessness. I’m sure this token, irrelevant act will be ignored at best or manually removed at worst. But until they drag me off to the gulag I’m absolutely not going to shut up and play along.

Fuck Trump, Musk, their MAGA cult, and anyone who enables or colludes with them or fails to fight back.

Time to let my troll off its leash.

Yeah, his alliances life with power, money, and people thinking he’s cool (narcissism). The racism and cruelty are just his personal side projects.

Yeah, and? WTF are you chuckle fucks gonna do about it? Whine and complain without a hint of irony? Because that’s all this is. Because there’s not a goddamn thing you can do about it, and you hate that. Not to mention the hit to your nearly bottomless wallets. Cry more emo kid, your suffering sustains me.

The outcome of this situation is gonna vary based on OP’s age and gender. Hopefully school in this instance is college. If OP is female it could be worse then male, if he starts treating them as a surrogate wife. I advise their dad getting some therapy or getting family therapy together. He needs to learn a healthier way to deal.

Good. LLM AIs are overhyped, overused garbage. If China putting one out is what it takes to hack the legs out from under its proliferation, then I’ll take it.

In a battle against the honorless you are a warrior of great wisdom.