One is a replacement head. It’s literally right there on the label.

They’re also brainwashed by the “Christian” patriarchal model. Which is literally “do what your husband tells you” and “don’t listen to outside opinions, just think and do what the church tells you.” The whole stupid thing is engineered to reinforce authoritarianism.

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You could try to get a fillet knife between them, if the hot water trick won’t work.

Make sure it’s fireproof though.

Oh what a world. But it would NEVER happen. Might as well wish for super powers.

For the meme, probably.

Ranch on a pizza is fuckin heresy, you monster.

That’s because they didn’t go to Paris to experience Paris. They went to Paris so they could brag to everyone back home that they went to Paris, and then use that to reinforce their superiority complex.

I’m other words, they’re useless assholes.

That would explain the goddamn fork.

If you’re putting Ranch on your pizza then you deserve your suffering.

It’s consistent within their own headcannon. If you believe the world will end in 10 years, you’re going to do things to prepare for that short term timeline to ensure your own survival, place in the afterlife, standard of living, or whatever. Although if there is an afterlife, these assholes ain’t going to the good one lol.

They have zero interest in long-term planning and helping others. Well, Elon might have some, the way he’s Nazi-tier obsessed with reproduction quality and quantity.

But in their minds, why bother taking care of Earth when it’ll be ashes one way or another within their lifetimes? It’s sociopathic and cruel, but they’re so detached that they can’t even comprehend how disconnected they actually are.

I’m so glad I never tried any of these DNA services. For exactly this reason.

It’s security theater. They have a whole department, loss control, that watches the cameras and double checks the inventory counts to find thieves and track stuff, plus RFID detectors for high value stuff. Anything that slips through the cracks ends up either insured or a write off that their accountants can use to justify not paying corporate taxes.

So when you see the receipt checker, derisively say no and keep walking. And if they lay so much as a finger on you, file assault charges.

After all, if the corporations can abuse the system, so can you.

LOL no.

Not even M.C. Escher would jerk off to this lol

Unfortunately there’s no way to predict it with any accuracy. IIRC his family history suggests a long lifespan. But that doesn’t matter because if Vance replaced him, that limp sausage will do whatever he’s told to do by his fellow cult members. The only hope then will be watching MAGA dissolve into infighting because nobody will have the charisma to hold the movement together. In that case it’ll lock up unless somebody can slap them around enough to restore order, but who’s gonna pull that off? Most Republicans have less charisma than moldy fruit.

It’s like a cubist nightmare…

Apple, now with 100% more trash!

What’s that bring the total to, like 11,500%?

I just did literally the only thing I CAN do, which is rate it 1 star and call out their spinelessness. I’m sure this token, irrelevant act will be ignored at best or manually removed at worst. But until they drag me off to the gulag I’m absolutely not going to shut up and play along.

Fuck Trump, Musk, their MAGA cult, and anyone who enables or colludes with them or fails to fight back.