“I read that milk is good for your skin” she tells the milkman. “Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?”
“Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?” He asks.
She thinks about it and says “No, just up to my shoulders”
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I know we’re simple people who enjoy simple jokes, but that’s probably the best one I’ve seen in a long time.
No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it in my eyes.
From South Park.
He said “you want it pasteurised, 'cos pasteurised is best.”
She said “Ernie, I’ll be happy if it comes up to me chest”.
That takes me back a bit!
There is so much wrong with this image that I don’t know where to start.
100% this is in the backrooms somewhere.
Why is the rope going under the bathtub?
Lmao I love his expression
“Twenty dollars is twenty dollars.”
Although, the rope next to tub suggests that this may be pro bono on his part.
First time I heard this joke was here. At about 50 seconds South Park - Milk Man
This is the second milk joke. What is going on.
Big mommy milker tiddies has been the topic for the past ~36 hours. Milk jokes just bring themselves at this point.
People want to use the past your eyes joke again and it’s too soo.
but no one drinks past your eyes any more!
The milk is clearly below the eyes!
Harvested from fallen IDF solders
Well done.
I don’t get it. I read it as “past-the-waist” - the answer should be “Yes, up to my shoulders”.
I think it’s “past your eyes”
Oh damn, thanks, I tried to find another mispronunciation-understanding but didn’t think of that. Past-you-ized, okay, I was obviously reading “past-yer-wized”
