“I read that milk is good for your skin” she tells the milkman. “Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?”
“Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?” He asks.
She thinks about it and says “No, just up to my shoulders”
“I read that milk is good for your skin” she tells the milkman. “Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?”
“Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?” He asks.
She thinks about it and says “No, just up to my shoulders”
He said “you want it pasteurised, 'cos pasteurised is best.”
She said “Ernie, I’ll be happy if it comes up to me chest”.
Benny Hill - Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West)
Poor Ernie :(
says on wikipedia that the song was written in 1955 so this joke is potentially 71 years old, but the oldest released version is from 1970: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef6edDwphhk&t=47s
it’s a classic anyway
That takes me back a bit!