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Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.cato
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•A lady tells her milkman she wants to take a bath in milkEnglish
3·9 days agoWell done.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.cato
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I find selecting reverse gear nostalgicEnglish
8·12 days ago[golf clap]
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.cato
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I think my wife is going to divorce me over my obsession with CB radios..English
14·13 days agoCB radios are a marriage breaker breaker.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.cato
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Dad joke request: Stopped GO trainsEnglish
6·27 days agoDidn’t say “Simon says”
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.cato
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Mosquitoes are picky eaters. We studied 3 common South Florida species to learn why they like some people more than othersEnglish
0·1 month ago“Mosquitoes kill around 760,000 to 1 million people each year, while humans kill roughly 400,000 to 600,000 other humans annually”
https://www.isglobal.org/-/mosquito-el-animal-mas-letal-del-mundo
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.cato
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Mosquitoes are picky eaters. We studied 3 common South Florida species to learn why they like some people more than othersEnglish
0·1 month agoDeadliest animal on the planet, by a large margin.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.cato
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I bought the world's worst thesaurusEnglish
5·1 month agoWhy use many word when less many word do.
Must be an inside joke.
When they spend long nights together on the range?
Or eating anything in the US.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.cato
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•This FedEx driver has never won a round of Tetris in his lifeEnglish
0·2 months agoThat’s how all major shipping companies work. Because it saves fuel/time/money.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.cato
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•This FedEx driver has never won a round of Tetris in his lifeEnglish
0·2 months agoUh, ya, that’s how it works.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.cato
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•This FedEx driver has never won a round of Tetris in his lifeEnglish
0·2 months agoThat’s just because they took an off ramp on two wheels.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.cato
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•The Price of this Candy BarEnglish
0·2 months ago
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.cato
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•No one spells "lose" anymoreEnglish
0·2 months agoYou loost me on this one.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.cato
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Well that's my vacation ruinedEnglish
0·2 months agoOf a yard.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.cato
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄English
0·2 months agoJust like Tic Tacs have “0 sugar”
Don’t be accepting of ignorance.
Owww.