“I read that milk is good for your skin” she tells the milkman. “Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?”

“Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?” He asks.

She thinks about it and says “No, just up to my shoulders”

  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I know we’re simple people who enjoy simple jokes, but that’s probably the best one I’ve seen in a long time.