Although as a potential bisexual gf, I don’t know if I’d be assigned to someone by the government, or if I’d get my own bisexual gf
hmmm (nsfw)
4chan seemingly unironically thought a second Trump term would bring legally mandated gfs. Obviously, take it with a grain of salt, but I sincerely believe in their lack of mental health and stability for it not to just be weird trolling.
He fell off 😔
I mean, think of how much lower the production cost must be since you can just make one model sexual that you can use for multiple applications.
The people in accounting will be so proud!
The only way this can be done is if everyone becomes a bisexual gf and is then assigned to someone else. And when everyone’s a bisexual gf…
…no one will be
I propose we split up NYC into about 2861543 polycules of 3 people, each with one man and two bisexual gfs to solve this conundrum.
First I found a bisexual girlfriend
Then I became the bisexual girlfriend.
Checkmate, capitalists.
Resistance is futile. All will be assimilated into the universal bisexual gf polycule.
Our bisexual gf, comrade.
That’s not true. We will be sharing, comrade.
From each according to their ability to each according their needs.
Smh
Based on news reports of the event, he didn’t say no, he just didn’t answer:
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/zohran-mamdanis-private-influencer-briefing-rcna240260
So you’re telling me there’s a chance
That’s it, I’m moving to NYC
Live in NYC, where my government issued bi gf? 😞
She’s walkin here!
Because nobody drives in New York. Too much traffic for it.
Can you really call it driving if you’re sitting still?
Just wait for your assignment.
Now it’s become NYB.
I saw the clip. He did say no. Then the dude asking says something like “then why are we here?” and I wholeheartedly agree.
Mamdani, you were the chosen one!
