So basically Club Vandersexxx in Eurotrip? Just don’t forget the safeword: Fluggaenkoechicebolsen

using the internet rule

It’s not that bizarre, you’re just splitting hairs over the precise wording of a meme you’ve decided to take way too seriously.

They’ll find some platform that is specifically willing to promote fascism.

So almost every major social media platform and probably a handful of streaming platforms?

It turns out when you elect Florida man as the president you get a lot of Florida man headlines from the executive branch.

A drag queen is somewhere nearby! Quick, distract your children with this family friendly, televized execution by firing squad!

Phew, that was close! Those kids almost got traumatized by seeing something inappropriate!

Well next year it’ll be two years since his last racist comment…

Unless…

This is second time today I’ve seen someone mention kash patel fucking a farm animal. Did something reputable come out about this or are we just starting rumors about him? Because I’m down to do my part either way.

Eww slop

Please drink verification can

That’s… Not how second person works, grammatically speaking. “Officer” would be the addressee, so you should be using third person pronouns to refer to “the one that did”

I’m pathetic, honestly…

No you’re not. You’re strong and the fact that you’re still here with us is proof of that 🩵

Too la to finish writing lazy?

Time to use the self checkout to save time!

• Please wait 5 minutes for an associate to verify you aren’t stealing
• Please wait another 5 minutes for an associate because you scanned alcohol
• please wait yet another 5 minutes for an associate because we just do that if you have too many items
• please wait for, believe it not, another 5 minutes for an associate because our coupons just never work at the self checkout
• please wait 5 more minutes because fuck you that’s why

No thanks, I’ll just go to the regular checkout lane from now on.

I could see Charlie Kelly randomly knowing every part of a Gothic cathedral and casually breaking out this exact mnemonic when the gang asks how he could possibly know all of that.

AI is capable of sounding exactly like middle managers. Some people think this means AI is sentient when it really means that middle management is not.

This a fantastic comment

AI has helped motivate me to work on my personal projects in an indirect way. I use to get enough satisfaction out of my day job that I didn’t feel the need to work on my own stuff. Now that AI has sucked all of the joy out of my software development career I need to actually sit down and program on my own terms in order to actually enjoy software development.

This is how cars evolve into what we see in the movie Cars