Although as a potential bisexual gf, I don’t know if I’d be assigned to someone by the government, or if I’d get my own bisexual gf
hmmm (nsfw)

Although as a potential bisexual gf, I don’t know if I’d be assigned to someone by the government, or if I’d get my own bisexual gf

The only way this can be done is if everyone becomes a bisexual gf and is then assigned to someone else. And when everyone’s a bisexual gf…
…no one will be
I propose we split up NYC into about 2861543 polycules of 3 people, each with one man and two bisexual gfs to solve this conundrum.
First I found a bisexual girlfriend
Then I became the bisexual girlfriend.
Checkmate, capitalists.
Resistance is futile. All will be assimilated into the universal bisexual gf polycule.
Our bisexual gf, comrade.
That’s not true. We will be sharing, comrade.