What’s spooky is looking at my bank account after all the money I spent on costumes (I went all out this year) but it was worth it
We’re doing a horror movie marathon for November too! No need to accept the existence of the hallmark holiday until a week or two before.
I’m the Victorian era, Xmas was a time for ghost stories. So really Halloween lasts until New Year’s.
I wish that those houses who went all out for halloween would just put christmass hats on the skeletons and call it a day
Dude around the corner does that. His never comes down. He even does Mardi Gras!
My HOA specifically calls that out as against the rules
I wish every HOA a very pleasant go fuck yourself with a syphilitic cactus
Don’t worry. Día de los muertos is live today and tomorrow!
Spooky turkey agrees
Why does it have a tiny unicorn horn
Looks AI generated, where are the wings? And where did teeth come from?
it was originally this, from a coloring book website:
I just put a buncha spookies on it
Also let’s attach a feather tail to that skeleton because why not. Or maybe those are bones too.
I think your turkey might be a velociraptor in disguise.
I can attest that it pretty much is
Petition to make halloween longer!
Halloween -> Halloweek plz
Right this way to big Al’s suburban park, for all your suburban park needs!
