Why is the reddit alien cheeked up all the way to Saturday?

Why is the Fallout girl kissing the dirt?

This is the kinda content I came for

I mean, are they wrong?

Then there’s me, always hard when peanuts are involved.

get. spooky.

I like it

why anyone would use sports for stress relief when art exists is beyond me but ok.

There’s a field guide out there on myspace.com somewhere, but if you don’t have the time to find it you can always remove your nose prior to the auction.

Yeah, but I brag so much about my high that I don’t even need to count about it!

My IQ is so much higher than yours that I can’t even count it, and I also don’t need to brag about it.

All these other shit-for-brains got it wrong. Here’s what you do:

1. Find a woman your own age, pervert
2. Have her go through EXTENSIVE cosmetic surgery to become a replica of your current wife
3. Have newbie secretly follow your wife until she learns every habit, nuance, and personality trait
4. I’ll leave the uglier details of this step to your own imagination
5. Pretend newbie has been your appropriately aged wife the whole time
6. Send us some feet pics of those juicy things you’ve got tucked away in your socks (this step is optional)

Just incredible work

That’s Jim Reynolds, or Ryan Carrey if you prefer.

snaps fingers Yes!