Or the asshole truck with undercarriage lights AND mounted lights on a bar over the cab.

This was a good one. So bad my child snapped and tried to choke me.

Online portal says no payment available.

Mohela, federal loan

The provider shows a $0 balance because it’s “Not available for repayment” which blocks me from making a payment. It’s a government loan, which may be why

How’s the view from up there on your high horse?

The next administration will do jack shit. They’re all on the same team

Undomesticated pigs (without constraints, boundaries, and oversight) become wild boars which are a threat to nature and everyone around them. Seems fitting comparison really.

Exactly

Everything we do is transitively evil. Everything. People just like to try and shift the blame on to others to make themselves feel better. Living your life and doing the best you can won’t make you immune from somehow contributing to the worsening of the world. Until the people at the top stop being complete assholes, we’re all contributing to our own destruction.

[gestures at horses] Here are the stables.

[gestures at other flickering and shaking horses. One horse explodes] And here are the unstables

With a falling incoming child about to being her back to reality

Have a sit down and it’ll pass.

There’s evidence that the rise of social media has had a negative effect on real-world involvement in social movements.

Only the O’Brien episodes

The phrasing doesn’t seem to make sense. No one asks you “out” in this situation, they usually scream and call the police. At least that’s my experience.

🎵 Rooooooll Ouuuuuut🎶

what?

My grandmother has one. It always lets her down

I still can’t swim in it.