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cm0002@libretechni.ca to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days ago

Behold the future of programming

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Behold the future of programming

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  • Laurel Raven@lemmy.zip
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    If only there was some sort of device that would allow you to input those commands without interfering with others, or vice versa… But it’s probably just a dream…

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    Why not give them private offices? If AI is increasing productivity and replacing workers they should have enough space left.

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    Cap here. The product is called vocal dampener and used by singers during warmup

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    • Patrikvo@lemmy.zip
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      Every husband here is sad for all those years he didn’t knew these existed. Mothers and teachers wonder if these are available in kid-sizes. Kids wonder what glue works on both this device and the teachers skin.

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    What the fuck did I just read?

  • dan69@lemmy.world
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  • Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I have never seen anyone except streamers try this out in all honesty, I doubt the article is actually truthful. Even vibe coders understand how to type.

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    Is typing THAT hard?

    • 7toed@midwest.social
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      14 hours ago

      When you need a nannybot? Yes.

  • BrickEater@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    Look at the fucking whackjob nerds. Dweebs. We need to bully the AI users into extinction. Dont fuck anyone that uses AI willingly.

    • douglasg14b@lemmy.world
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      Name-calling like children do isn’t going to meme this better.

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    19 hours ago

    Before I read the text I thought this was a photo of a stenographer; they used those or similar in depositions I’ve given.

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    This looks uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if they were to make it in the form of a suppository…

  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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    Holy shit they’re real

  • Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    This is fox news levels of propaganda but on the left

    • Masterbaexunn@lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      I missed the political point to the post

      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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        AI bad.

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          Yes, AI is bad. Astute observation.

        • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
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          17 hours ago

          Is that a political stance now?

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            15 hours ago

            Everything is politics.

            • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
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              Everything is affected by politics but an opinion isn’t always inherently political

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    It’s lazy enough to vibe code, but when you’re too lazy to even type a prompt…sheeeesh

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    A noise cancelling microphone isn’t a terrible invention though.

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      They suck, you can’t get air into them without destroying the noise cancelling part so you’ve got to constantly be taking it off to take a breath / running out of oxygen mid sentence

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        You talk with your nose?

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      I’ve seen those things 10 years ago when somebody was helping a deaf student in university. Used one of those things to talk to a text to speech engine during the lecture. Seemed to work quite well.

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      Thats true this is just the absolute worst use case scenario i can think of

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    21 hours ago

    People all over the world make good livings at jobs you’ve never heard of, or imagined existed. Jobs that will not be done by machines anytime soon.

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      Maybe not though. If the biggest companies in the US are discovering AI is more expensive than paying US based employees, AI is certainly more expensive than paying employees in most other parts of the world too.

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