Amen I think comes from the Greek so, … Greek men? (I don’t know if ‘ah’ works as an interjection or what ‘men’ on its own would mean in Greek).
It’s odd this topic has come up twice for me today.
All of you are incorrect. Logic dictates that since men and women are both made in God’s image, it only makes sense that the physical representation of God on earth presents themselves as both sexes.
Utilizing this simple reasoning we can logically conclude that Jesus Christ just had a big ole penile clitoris, much like the female hyena.
So is God intersex, genderfluid, or nonbinary?
Most likely intersex, I think they should have both x and y chromosomes.
I would say hermaphrodite.
Jesus loved everyone.
He knew many men, in the biblical sense.
So he was bi.
Bi? I said everyone.
Omni.
Because I’m older I always describe myself with the term bi. Only recently did I discover that the correct term is omni. I’ll probably still say bi. Habits are hard to break.
especially John the Evangelist
I know it’s a shitpost, but I feel this is also a place where it’s good to share that I earnestly believe Jesus was asexual. I remember when I first read about asexuality, and how so many ace people perceive the world from a pretty fundamentally different place, I immediately thought about how this resonates with Jesus in the gospels (look, I’m an Episcopal priest with an educational focus in, among other things, Queer theology). This notion manages to also accomplish a few things: one, answer the question of whether or not Jesus was ever married or whatever; two, enshrine asexuality as a legitimately accepted part of the sexuality spectrum (which is still a subject of debate for people, even moreso for many Christians); three, teach us that God chose to be incarnate as a Queer person.
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