The Shitpost Office

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beep@piefed.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

That one coworker asking "Yo what happened man?" knowing damn well he is the snitch

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That one coworker asking "Yo what happened man?" knowing damn well he is the snitch

beep@piefed.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

beep@piefed.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

Me watching the new hire skip lunch, skip breaks, thinking they'll get rewarded for working hard

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Me watching the new hire skip lunch, skip breaks, thinking they'll get rewarded for working hard

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beep@piefed.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

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cm0002@suppo.fi · 23 hours ago

Does a meth pipe count as a melting pot?

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Does a meth pipe count as a melting pot?

cm0002@suppo.fi · 23 hours ago

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beep@piefed.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

The Secret Service anytime someone with a gun is running at Donald Trump:

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The Secret Service anytime someone with a gun is running at Donald Trump:

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beep@piefed.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

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cm0002@suppo.fi · 23 hours ago

Im a strong independent mage that dont need no mana to succeed in life

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Im a strong independent mage that dont need no mana to succeed in life

cm0002@suppo.fi · 23 hours ago

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cm0002@suppo.fi · 23 hours ago

You have no idea how high I can fly

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You have no idea how high I can fly

cm0002@suppo.fi · 23 hours ago

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cm0002@suppo.fi · 23 hours ago

Find out how deep the y'all zone is at your own peril

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Find out how deep the y'all zone is at your own peril

cm0002@suppo.fi · 23 hours ago

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cm0002@suppo.fi · 23 hours ago

Situation:

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Situation:

cm0002@suppo.fi · 23 hours ago

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oneedo · 1 day ago

What to Do If You Poop Your Pants in Public

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What to Do If You Poop Your Pants in Public

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM · 3 days ago

The cylinder must be protected

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The cylinder must be protected

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM · 3 days ago

diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 4 days ago

Cucked by Chatgpt 🤖

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Cucked by Chatgpt 🤖

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diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 4 days ago

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jankforlife@lemmy.ml · 7 days ago

Fun for the whole family!

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Fun for the whole family!

jankforlife@lemmy.ml · 7 days ago

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jankforlife@lemmy.ml · 7 days ago

pos

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jankforlife@lemmy.ml · 7 days ago

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lumpenproletariat@quokk.auEnglish · 9 days ago

strawberries

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strawberries

lumpenproletariat@quokk.auEnglish · 9 days ago

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sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 9 days ago

Back To The Future!

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Back To The Future!

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sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 9 days ago

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cm0002@libretechni.caEnglish · 10 days ago

Please take care

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Please take care

cm0002@libretechni.caEnglish · 10 days ago

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diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 10 days ago

Just 1 Chance ☝️

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Just 1 Chance ☝️

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diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 10 days ago

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lumpenproletariat@quokk.auEnglish · 10 days ago

epic clapback

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epic clapback

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beep@piefed.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

When the gynecologist says "Everything is looking great down here"

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When the gynecologist says "Everything is looking great down here"

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beep@piefed.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

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beep@piefed.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

"I LOVE FEMBOYS" MFS When They See a FEMBOY In Real Life:

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"I LOVE FEMBOYS" MFS When They See a FEMBOY In Real Life:

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beep@piefed.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

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The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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