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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 day ago

A SECOND PLANE!?!??

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A SECOND PLANE!?!??

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  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    It’s funny how the two most common sayings from New York are “Never forget” and “fuuugeedddaboutit”

  • Leviathan@lemmy.world
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    Just let him not know, damn.

    The whole “never forget” thing was just for justifying their fascist forever war against the wrong people to steal their oil.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      “9/11, Never Forget!” Is same energy a “I’m from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!”

      • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
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        I’m doing my part!

  • wpb@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    He’s one of today’s lucky 10000: https://xkcd.com/1053/

  • Ivan Overdrive@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    21 hours ago

    Wow. I feel old.

  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    One of today’s lucky 10 000!

    • zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I bet he feels so lucky!

      • ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Its just the version of ‘the game’ that turns you into a fascist boomer.

  • Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.ml
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    I’ve had more than one teen ask me why airport security takes so long that’s lead to me having to explain 9/11 isn’t just a meme.

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      there are people that dont even know 1945, hitler happened/ occurred.

    • Hiro8811@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      Imagine missing out on 9/11 jokes.

      • nodiratime@lemmy.world
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        9 hours ago

        Never forgetti

      • Orygin@sh.itjust.works
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        1 day ago

        Don’t worry they got the 6/7 jokes instead

        • Hiro8811@lemmy.world
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          6/7 doesn’t hit like 9/11

          • Orygin@sh.itjust.works
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            1 day ago

            Tower 6 and 7 were also hit on 9/11

            • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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              24 hours ago

              Ohhhhh

              • nomy@lemmy.zip
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                17 hours ago

                🫲 🫱

  • Rooster326@programming.dev
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    But he said he’d never forget…

  • InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works
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    The fourth plane is the invisible one we made to fuck everyone’s civil rights in response.

    • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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      Remember when Homeland Security was a temporary measure? People actually believed it was temporary?

      Frog into a boiling pot and it’s been decades in the making.

      My secret conspiracy is that 9/11 was planned and if not it was 100% egged on by America.

      I will never justify what was done that day but they sure and shit had it coming and it was long overdue.

      • Ajen@sh.itjust.works
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        My secret conspiracy is that 9/11 was planned and if not it was 100% egged on by America.

        You aren’t the first person to come up with that. People stated saying “Bush did 9/11” and “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams” almost immediately after it happened.

        • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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          Bin Laden didn’t blow up the projects.

  • marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today
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    “So you’re telling me explosions were seen at the base of Tower 7 and it housed records related to the contemporary audit of the pentagon that it coincidentally failed quietly but no one cared about since we were suddenly at war and there were no reported casualties from Tower 7 at all despite it supposedly being fully operational and housing multiple government agency offices?”

    • Hell_nah_brother@thelemmy.club
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      “No you don’t get it: the debris of the first tower slightly touched the only load-bearing pillar of tower 7, causing it to catch fire, break, explode and with a cascading event taking the whole 190 mt. - 47 storey building down with it. What do you not understand? It’s simple physics man.”

  • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Well you see in the 70s there was a soviet aligned communist government in Afghanistan, and the US didn’t like that, so they teamed up with these local guys called the mujahideen…

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    Poor guy man look at that face

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Do NOT fucking tell that man about Harambe. He’s been through enough!

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      That’s how all we all felt that day week.

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world
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    I was supposed to fly, with my whole family, later that morning. We drove instead.

    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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      From a famous promontory near watchung, with about a thousand people, I watched the second tower fall.

      We had a peer set to interview at C.F that morning, right as the disaster started. He’d missed a ferry and that caused him to be late for his interview. Just as well.

      A number of our friends commuted through that site every morning at the same time. Luckily, they all eventually reported in, but we’d thought they were affected directly for a lot of the day.

    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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      Are you a billionaire?

      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world
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        Yes.

        • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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          Then it’s the guillotine!

          • BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world
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            I’m one of the good ones! Besides, I own the guillotine company, and you can’t have one.

            • WoodScientist@lemmy.world
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              I mean, the lead pipe is also an option. The guillotine is actually for your sake.

            • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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              Would you consider maybe not being a billionaire?

              • nomy@lemmy.zip
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                No

    • zigmus64@lemmy.world
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      It was for the best…

    • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Where?

      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world
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        Cleveland to Orlando.

        • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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          I imagine that trip wasn’t quite as carefree as it was meant to be

          • BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world
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            With a toddler! I wedged a little TV between the seats, facing backwards, and played a video of Cathy Rigby’s legendary performance of Peter Pan, over and over, all the way down, and all the way back. By the time we got home, I had the entire thing memorized, and I had never actually SEEN it.

  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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    Those two planes launched a thousand drones

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      And $2trillion USD in direct payments to the industrial murder complex

  • therealdries@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Oh no!

    Anyway…

    • Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You see when someone attacks America it is the worst thing in the world, when America bombs civilians nonstop overseas it is simply a Tuesday.

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        There’s what 3 famous 9/11 globally of which the other 2 are objectively worse than America’s?

      • therealdries@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Yeah… the downvotes tells me that USians are still really sore about experiencing a teensy bit of the mechanised slughter they routinely visit upon others.

        • Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          At least it’s fitting

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        Ceasefire typically starts on Friday. So Monday to Friday morning it’s all bombing.

        I wish this was sarcasm.

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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    Just another beautiful Tuesday morning

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