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At first, I thought you were describing a zero-depth vaginoplasty sort of situation, but then realized you really did order “nuttin’”. I’ll admit, I was just as confused as Jimmy. Thanks for digging up this classic ad too.
I have no questions (your replies here tell the whole story already), but just wanted to say: this is incredible and I’m happy for you!
@Grail my question is, did you have to remove all your hair from down there before surgery? and can you still grow hair there now?
I did not have to remove any hair, and I can still grow pubic hair.
Is your name Ken?
Actually, Ken has all of the genitals.
No.
What was the healing/recovery like compared to a traditional GRS?
Pretty quick and simple. I don’t have to dilate or anything like that. I walked out of the hospital three days after the surgery, and a week later I was taking care of Myself
I love that you’re now having the non-genitals you want and I love that by requesting that you’ve now been a pioneer paving the way for others 🏳️⚧️
You really should be proud of yourself for going through all the medical system interrogations and stuff and enduring people questioning you on things that are not their business.
Congrats for nothing 😁💕
I kinda want to see what this looks like
You want pictures of My crotch?
I mean, this is the internet, sending each other crotch pics it’s what it was designed for 😄
Also, how do you stimulate for orgasm? Prostate only I guess. Or you don’t want to have sex as well? Just curious, I’m happy that you’re happy 🙂
I kept a little bit of the sensitive tissue. Just the tip. It’s under My skin so I can wank by rubbing it. But I’m not really into the whole having sex thing most of the time.
I guess if you put it like that it does sound weird. But yes, I’m intrigued.
something like this
Did you have an ideas of what it would look like before you had the surgery? Maybe there’s pictures elsewhere on the interrnet.
My surgeon showed Me pictures of his other patients
I see You capitalize Your first person pronouns, and in Your bio You specify Your third person pronouns (They/Them), so would You also like that for second person pronouns?
Yes please!
Thank You for inspiring my most wholesome application of user tagging!
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Where did they relocate your urethral opening, or whatever it’s called? I mean, where do you pee from, now?
Around the same place most women keep theirs. Just, minus the vagina part.
No real questions here tbh, I’m just so glad you were able to get what you wanted! Having genitals you don’t want is unbelievably fucking uncomfortable in my experience. I hope it was the relief you needed!
Yeah, I’m way comfier now. And no more hair getting stuck under My balls! Now it only gets stuck in My butt crack! That’s progress!
I reckon that’s next on the agenda.
this meme made me chuckle
How smooth is it?
About as smooth as My bum
Where do you pee from?
My surgeon made Me a new pee pee hole, around where most women keep theirs. You definitely couldn’t fit a penis in there, though, it’s tiny. It’s for pee and jizz only, same as the old one. I suppose I could still do sounding, but I don’t want to.
Jizz in the form oft baby juices? Arent the berrys gone? Is there some biological thing i have still to learn?
The vast majority of the volume of semen is made in the prostate and seminal vesicles (which are right next to the bladder), not the testes!
Ejaculate is a bit of a cocktail. The sperm comes from the balls, but there are glands along the duct that connects the testicles to the urinary tract that add a liquid which can sometimes be seen separately as precum. During ejaculation, those liquids are pushed out, and mixed with the sperm load if one is present. Those glands and the duct can be kept during surgery.
Like how almost all people have nipples and milk ducts, almost all people have the same genital components, they’re just shaped and positioned differently. These glands are the same as the ones that make the wetness of vaginas, and the tube connecting the testicles and urinary tract is the same as the womb, vagina, and inner vulva.
Jizz is only a few percent spermatozoids, the rest is seminal fluid mainly produced by other organs like the prostate and seminal vesicle, so you can absolutely ejaculate with no testicles
from the superior cloaca
A cloaca is also a poop hole, which isn’t the case here.
Like a coke freestyle machine??
Did you have trouble finding a doctor willing to do it, or get a lot of push back? I’ve heard how hard it can be for women to get sterilized sometimes, so I imagine there would be a lot of push back on this too. “Are you really really really sure for real?”
I had a lot of trouble with the doctor stuff. Bottom surgery in general in Australia is a nightmare. There’s this guy, Andrew Ives, who used to be the #1 recommendation for bottom surgery in the entire country. So I booked a consultation with him, months and months in advance. And then he retired.
I eventually found a surgeon with a great bedside manner, who could do exactly what I wanted, including the special feature I wanted. The only problem was, he wanted Me to see TWO licensed WPATH psychiatrists. Most people only have to see one psychiatrist, but I had to see two because My surgery is less common.
No Jimmy. Hold the Nuttin.
@Grail dang, the nothing envy is real 😹
I made this post because A: it’s funny, and B: I want other trans people to know this is an option, so they can be happier with whatever choice they make.
@Grail …despite being jokey, i hope my response didn’t come off as insincere
No, I took you seriously, I had nothing envy before the surgery. Now I’ve got nothing euphoria
I know nothing about the topic, but just wanted to chime in to say I appreciate your use of the interrobang.
