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cm0002@literature.cafe to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 day ago

Save your dick picks for the gay dudes who actually want them

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Save your dick picks for the gay dudes who actually want them

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cm0002@literature.cafe to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 day ago
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  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    Before sending a dick-pic to a lady who didn’t ask for it, take a moment of introspection and ask yourself: if she had the ability to put your ass in the hospital, would you still be sending it? 🤔

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      What if I’m into that

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        lol either way, you probably won’t get what you want out of the interaction!

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          “She fucking billed my insurance.”

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    Nah treat the gay dudes like people too. Horny people if so.

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    This is going into the dating app response pool

  • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org
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    I mean, it’s the same as writing a woman in fiction. Think of a man, and then remove all reason and responsibility.

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      She boobed boobingly at her boobs. It’s was boobs-day, meaning her boobs were the most boobiful.

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      All the male protagonists I can recall wouldn’t have gotten involved in the plot if they had reason and responsibility. A story without some sort of fuck up is a boring story.

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        Is it? IMO the best stories don’t have unreasonable fuck ups. If a story has to reach for one, it’s usually because the author couldn’t think of a better way to reach a certain point.

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      good times noodle salad

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    Save it for Grindr, I’ve heard they love that shit.

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      Well mannered bears?

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