Well, beard is slang for somebody you married to conceal the fact that you are gay. So my guess is this is a closeted lesbian. Or it could just be a typo, but that seems unlikely.
I was trying to make a joke. But, you aren’t wrong, the sentence is clunky. I read it as “I was helping my husband trim his beard when my dog came up behind me…“
Terrified to ask, but what’s a “husband beard”?
Well, beard is slang for somebody you married to conceal the fact that you are gay. So my guess is this is a closeted lesbian. Or it could just be a typo, but that seems unlikely.
Yeah I know what a Beard is. That sentence is clunky af and I still don’t know if that is actually the meaned intention here.
I was trying to make a joke. But, you aren’t wrong, the sentence is clunky. I read it as “I was helping my husband trim his beard when my dog came up behind me…“
Same. Apologies for atomizing and killing a meme/joke. Either way, it is still funny!
And it’s not doing a great job of explaining this supposed razor accident either.