Well, beard is slang for somebody you married to conceal the fact that you are gay. So my guess is this is a closeted lesbian. Or it could just be a typo, but that seems unlikely.
I was trying to make a joke. But, you aren’t wrong, the sentence is clunky. I read it as “I was helping my husband trim his beard when my dog came up behind me…“
Well, beard is slang for somebody you married to conceal the fact that you are gay. So my guess is this is a closeted lesbian. Or it could just be a typo, but that seems unlikely.
Yeah I know what a Beard is. That sentence is clunky af and I still don’t know if that is actually the meaned intention here.
I was trying to make a joke. But, you aren’t wrong, the sentence is clunky. I read it as “I was helping my husband trim his beard when my dog came up behind me…“
Same. Apologies for atomizing and killing a meme/joke. Either way, it is still funny!
And it’s not doing a great job of explaining this supposed razor accident either.