Craved, obviously: it would be a bit embarassing and uncomfortable, but at least I would not be harming it
If you’re gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.
Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.
With a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit
What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.
The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.
If the toilet is sentient, there should be consent on all parties included.
Better to be loved than hated?
Toilet: YES! YES! S H I T. IN. MY. M O U T H.
Shut up!
Oh hell yeah. I had forgotten about this scene. Odenkirk nails it.
I need an adult after watching that
Take that you porcelain slut
shit in my mouth! Cause thats some real love
Would it try to wake me up at 6am because it’s hungry, like my cat does? Would the sounds be cute or not? If cute, let it crave!
Allen Pan keeps asking this question on the Safety Third podcast and it’s hilarious.
I mean, it would be hilarious if your toilets hated you by calling you names every time you go take a dump.
more importantly: which celebrity voice should it have while being like this? gilbert gottfried? samuel jackson? mike tyson? fran drescher? bill burr? sam kineson? paris hilton?
I like to cry on the toilet so I choose Hope Sandoval from Mazzy Star.
Bob Ross 💀
Devito as Frank
Yes.
Peeing while erect every day would be pretty difficult
