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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago

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  • floofloof@lemmy.ca
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    Binary on fingers really comes into its own when you need to order 1023 beers over heavy background noise. Except when there’s a mix-up and you end up with -1 beer.

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      It’s easy to order 1 beer and end up with 31.

    • tomiant@programming.dev
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      Jokes on you, I already owed one beer!

    • dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      This sounds like xkcd alt text

  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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    Could just be European finger counting

    • ripcord@lemmy.world
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      Then wouldn’t the thumb be out?

  • arnaucaballe@programming.dev
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    good!

  • solomonschuler@lemmy.zip
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    “Are you dislexic?!”

    “No I’m just representing the number three in binary.” 😂

  • Slyke@programming.dev
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    Never ask for 2 beers though.

    • humanspiral@lemmy.ca
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      ok sign with middle finger…

      my more practical finger binary system would have op show 6 beers. 3 beers would be thumb and forefinger. System is digits forward to enemy have missing fingers be 0, raised 1.

  • MrSoup@lemmy.zip
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    This could have ended up very badly if where only two beers.

    • tomiant@programming.dev
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      Because they would have to fight for the missing beer or because they would have to fight for the remaining two?

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    • tomiant@programming.dev
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      🖕beer please

    • Toldry@lemmy.world
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      👏👏👏👏👏👏

      • tomiant@programming.dev
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        Sir that is more beers than there are particles in the Universe.

        • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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          Customer is always right

  • ominous ocelot@leminal.space
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    But he just ordered 6. Rookie mistake.

    • tomiant@programming.dev
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      That’s the German 6!

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        I’m German and I didn’t know we can count to 720 with our hands…

        !Explanation: An exclamation mark marks factorial, and 6 factorial is 720.!<

    • bampop@lemmy.world
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      Looks like 12 to me

      • ominous ocelot@leminal.space
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        … Maybe.

        It really depends on, which is the most significant bit… I mean finger.

        • Haaveilija@lemmy.world
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          Most significant digit?

  • itisileclerk@lemmy.world
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    That is actually 5, in Latin.

  • linuxgator@lemmynsfw.com
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    I think it’s more meant to be programming humor. 0=1, 1=2, 2=3, etc

    • markstos@lemmy.world
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      It’s a Roman numeral…

    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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      Binary 11

  • wolfrasin@lemmy.today
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    So binary is French? That’s legit 3 in French

    • microcapybara@sopuli.xyz
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      Technically, the thumb should be out as well. But yeah, that would totally be read as 3. 🥖🫡

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        Weird, thumb out is 3 in ASL (a french sign derived language), but thumb in that position reads as a really weird 2 to me

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    Didn’t realize Tommy Lee Jones was bartending these days

  • nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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    There’s a beer in Australia called XXXX.

    The joke is it’s for those who can’t spell BEER, but it’s also for those who can’t count, because if they could, it’d be XL.

  • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
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    Perhaps the bartender is offended since the programmer is giving them the V sign?

  • mikezane@lemmy.world
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    He should be sticking out his thumb and index finger. With the index and middle finger up he’s showing 6.

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