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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Eminem prepared me for this moment:

    • door hinge
    • syringe
    • storage
    • porridge
    • George
    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      Not on that list: What

      Even Em would agree with Jellico!

      • Fmstrat@lemmy.world
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        Yea I read the comment and thought: whoosh?

    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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      Those are slant rhymes. They aren’t “perfect” rhymes, which is often meant by the question.

      • Shartyfartblast@piefed.zip
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        Door hinge is pretty good tho

        • Jolteon@lemmy.zip
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          Door Hange?

          • io@piefed.blahaj.zone
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            manu people pronounce it oringe, then it works

      • Ephera@lemmy.ml
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        Yeah, but fuck perfect rhymes!

        (Just in general, not because of your comment.)

    • psx_crab@lemmy.zip
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      Mr Worldwide teach me i can rhyme orange with orange.

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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  • NotAnOtter@lemmus.org
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    “What rhymes with shit”

    “No, but it does”

  • wpb@lemmy.world
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    I put my orange four inch door hinge in storage and ate porridge with george.

  • mechoman444@lemmy.world
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    That’s the two partner for the end of season 4 I think where they have to go get the stargazer the ship they can faze through materials and has a cloak and all that jazz.

    It’s not the strongest finale in TNG but pretty good.

    • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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      That’s the other half of the two parter when Picard has a lively debate over how many lights there are.

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        Weren’t those different episodes? The second one bring the two part episode. So technically three different episodes?

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    Cringe rhymes with orange

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    My favorite response to that is Grave Mind while talking to Cortana in the Halo novels:

    “In what language? I’ve absorbed so many.”

  • Destide@feddit.uk
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    Blorenge is a hill in Wales

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Nothing also doesn’t rhyme with orange.

    Borange does. It was specifically made to do so.

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    Sporange is a real word they rhymes.

  • xia@lemmy.ca
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    Flange

  • Caveman@lemmy.world
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    My penis is a four inch rhymes with orange

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    Gange?

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