Should have made the sub out of something other than Dr. Pepper cans.

And what a cute wittle cannonball it is, yes you are!

I’d rather eat a gas station burrito.

Always remember to water your owl.

RIP Frank Beard.

That truck has a shuttle craft.

Floor it!

“Then you saw her face…”

Acidoflex sounds like something a dude bro tries to upsell me at GNC.

Making websites in FrontPage be like…

That thumbnail looks like those routers are making helicopter motions with their antennas to entertain a child.

If you listen carefully, you can hear all the conservative snowflakes losing their minds.

€115

If I have enough money to vacation in the Maldives, this s a reasonable souvenir.

Most everything matters more than Harry Potter.

And few things matter less than the JK herself.

“Effective immediately.” = Hostile, forceful.

“Effective yesterday.” = Mysterious, invites questions, makes you sound like a time-traveler.

You just reminded me of the book series of the Wayside School, which was built taller than wide and had mentally-deranged teachers.

What a power move. Now he gets a paid day off.