Your agent listening in through the network of devices in your home; “How the fuck are they unphased?!”
“It matters not.” Is my personal favorite. Very helpful.
literally this guy
An evil laugh is really important. Not the obvious muahahahaha. It has to be truly evil, but realistic enough that overhearers can’t tell if you’re clowning or not.
accidental stoicism
I have been looking for more reasons to say, “The die is cast!”
“Et tu… Bus!”
Et tu bussy
Reframing is a powerful tool.
This is the most weeb shit I’ve read in a while, I love it
Whenever I have a minor inconvenience I go into a soliloquy on how the gods have damned me for my hubris. I guess that’s negative energy but it gives me the same effect.
you do know that villains lose most of the time right
Yeah, but this is real life, not fiction.
That’s the beauty of it all. If I win, I get to be a king. If I lose, I get to be a legend.
Skeletor lost a lot, but he was never totally defeated.
Pff, that does not affect my plans, I will succeed no matter what it takes
Only in fiction
Yeah but maybe I’ll Gargoyles it.
A minor setback!
Muhaha all according to keikaku
(keikaku means plan)
“Looks like Team Rocket’s blasting off again!!!” I’ll be back next episode none the worse for wear…
It suits me to let you go on believing that!
Thats okay. Because they’re not me. Run those hands, hero.
Every villain thinks they’re the exception.
Although it might be better to see the inconveniences as a villain to defeat.
what about when shit hits rock bottom?
Then you hit the world with a “you haven’t seen the last of me” and come back when your stronger and more ornery
Time to hit the character improvement arc straight out of pure spite for the universe
That’s when you yell “Curse you [Insert nemesis here]” and vow to get them next time.
More content for your villainous monologue
Time to update your origin story on FaceCrook.
