I think at this point it may be obvious that I found a stash of old memes. The meme archeology continues!
The musical Pokémon.
So what I’ve gathered from this vital piece of information is that Jason Derulo is a Pokémon
You couldn’t find a “rule” pun for the title of this post? Really?
I know, right? “Rule-son Derulo” is right there!
I was going for “under the bed” -> “under the rule” but I’ve clearly failed in my duty
Not “under de rule-o”?
Jason Deruleo would have been good
That’s the joke
You sound like this teacher: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=0Lc3QLA2S-0
There’s no rule that you have to say rule
But they still chose to.
Under de-rule-o
Kim Jong Un is an asshole! The Film Actor’s Guild are a bunch of pussies, and Team America are dicks!
Pussies don’t like dicks, because dicks fuck pussies, but you know what else dicks fuck? Assholes! Pussies hate getting fucked by dicks, and they’re probably right that dicks fuck everyone else too much, but you know what you get when you let an asshole do whatever they want? They just shit all over everything!
His name translates to Jason The Rulo or something in the original whatever language it was
But he’s not from there so he’s just sparkling rulo
Yes Jason, we know what you mean. It’s not a great innuendo.




