Got that first up against the wall when the revolution comes typa rizz

Wow, this really blew up!

China: “yeah we’ll get right on that” wanking motion

I would simply pinch the handle between my absolute dumptruck bootycake cheeks

Lived on a grid the last 15 years and it objectively rules. The “objectively” part is the appreciating property values of the home I just sold, which outpaced those of cul-de-sac homes is my area over that same timeframe. Grid gang 4 lyfe

Wow I think I have achieved SOY 😮👉

I have pounded diet cokes like I was chain smoking to keep up at work. I’ve become partial to the term “fridge cigarettes”