Kim Jong Un is an asshole! The Film Actor’s Guild are a bunch of pussies, and Team America are dicks!
Pussies don’t like dicks, because dicks fuck pussies, but you know what else dicks fuck? Assholes! Pussies hate getting fucked by dicks, and they’re probably right that dicks fuck everyone else too much, but you know what you get when you let an asshole do whatever they want? They just shit all over everything!
Kim Jong Un is an asshole! The Film Actor’s Guild are a bunch of pussies, and Team America are dicks!
Pussies don’t like dicks, because dicks fuck pussies, but you know what else dicks fuck? Assholes! Pussies hate getting fucked by dicks, and they’re probably right that dicks fuck everyone else too much, but you know what you get when you let an asshole do whatever they want? They just shit all over everything!