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minus-squareKayday@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up102·20 hours agoThis reminds me of a dumb thing I do: I go “well, you know what they say”, and then don’t say anything else. Nobody but me has ever thought it was funny, but I get so much joy from it.
minus-squareNate@piefed.alphapuggle.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 hours agoI do this, but if they ask “what do they say?” back you have to make something up & try to convince them it’s a real saying
minus-squareunalivejoy@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·15 hours agoNow here’s a man who needs no introduction
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·19 hours agoI love stuff like that. “You miss 100% of the shots you take” is one of my favourites
minus-squarethenextguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·18 hours agoI’m running around like a chicken with my legs cut off.
minus-squareTeMccm2ZgLSE@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·19 hours agoI find this hilarious. Even more so if during the silence they ask me to elaborate and I mumble a completely irrelevant idiom.
minus-squareCustard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 hours agoStart saying the idioms wrong to spice it up
minus-squareKayday@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·18 hours agoI have done that! Usually I just go, “what?” Like they are weird for asking me.
minus-squareMaven (famous)@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·17 hours agoI 100% do this all the time and I think its hilarious
This reminds me of a dumb thing I do:
I go “well, you know what they say”, and then don’t say anything else.
Nobody but me has ever thought it was funny, but I get so much joy from it.
I do this, but if they ask “what do they say?” back you have to make something up & try to convince them it’s a real saying
Now here’s a man who needs no introduction
I love stuff like that. “You miss 100% of the shots you take” is one of my favourites
I’m running around like a chicken with my legs cut off.
-Grayne Wretzky
I find this hilarious. Even more so if during the silence they ask me to elaborate and I mumble a completely irrelevant idiom.
Start saying the idioms wrong to spice it up
I have done that! Usually I just go, “what?”
Like they are weird for asking me.
I 100% do this all the time and I think its hilarious