unalivejoy

You don’t have to pay a graphic designer if you just pick a random font.

Good luck with discoverability. You’ll be competing with the Zen browser.

Only eggheads like twilight use Linux.

Just had to squeeze that ai button in there

And anyone who was gonna break in would already have the tools anyway.

sudo !!

When the testing is over, you will be [mist].

Behold, the seahorse emoji: 🫃

Pain is french for bread