Nooooo. For a stupid phone? Really? 😭

  • HornyMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zonedeleted by creatorOPEnglish
    45·
    3 days ago
    NSFW, TMI

    I mean hey, I almost met up with someone in another country and slept with them for promises of a MASSIVE horse dildo which I couldn’t afford at the time.
    But this was before my relationship, so that’s…mildly better ig 😂

      • HornyMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zonedeleted by creatorOPEnglish
        29·
        3 days ago

        I’m the same person, yes.
        The difference is, Miisha was hiding the horny behind an innocent username. This time around, I’m honest with myself and disclose the horny right in my username :3

        I’m not plural, if that’s what you’re asking.

    • toynbee@lemmy.worldEnglish
      8·
      3 days ago

      I didn’t notice your username until I got to this comment, but the name indicates there’s a version of you to which the descriptor doesn’t apply … And I just can’t believe that.

    • HornyMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zonedeleted by creatorOPEnglish
      16·
      3 days ago

      Noooo 😭
      If someone like me gets the concept of being faithful in a relationship…literally everyone has to, right?? /s

      • ladicius@lemmy.worldEnglish
        12·
        3 days ago

        I’m living in polyamor bindings to several people who I always wish the best including good and great sex with me and with others (it’s working fine, thanks for asking 😉 ). I’m not the slightest touched by jealousy - those people don’t belong me, they simply like being with me, and I’m very happy about that.

        If one of them decides to have sex with any person for any reason: Who am I to judge? It’s their body and their life, and I hope they have fun and a lot of joy. I hope the next day they’ll decide to have sex with me - and that’s all that I care about.

        If you love somebody set them free. It’s easy.

        • HornyMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zonedeleted by creatorOPEnglish
          4·
          3 days ago

          The more I hear about polyamory…the more I’m convinced that I’d at least give it a chance. Which might be difficult at this point, but it actually sounds…like just what I need, to be perfectly honest.

          I’m happy that you all are happy and I just wanted to say that that’s freaking cool. Best of luck 🩷

          • SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
            11·
            3 days ago

            Poly is hard, and it’s harder if you’re easily made insecure or jealous. It takes a lot of communication and emotional skills, and frankly it can be a bit exhausting.

            …but one day i’ll live in a big house with half a dozen other girls and we’ll have a big old cuddle pile for movie night, and it’ll all be worth it :)

            • HornyMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zonedeleted by creatorOPEnglish
              1·
              3 days ago

              …but one day i’ll live in a big house with half a dozen other girls and we’ll have a big old cuddle pile for movie night, and it’ll all be worth it :)

              This sentence is making my mind go places, waow…it’s legitimately making me want to get a harem of 6-7 guys and just live with them, laugh with them, love them and ofc sleep with them.
              Damn. New goals unlocked.

      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        6·
        3 days ago

        Eh. If it works with your brain’s wiring, ENM is honestly great.

        Source: am poly, and I honestly find it not just fun, but fulfilling and rewarding as well.

    • Holla@feddit.orgEnglish
      20·
      3 days ago

      I believe this is a screenshot of Apples walled garden chat app that you need an iPhone for to use it

      • EineCat@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
        16·
        3 days ago

        It is but the green bubble means it went through via SMS/RCS and the blue bubble means iMessage (Apple’s messaging service that is Apple device to Apple device).

  • LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.worldEnglish
    12·
    3 days ago

    I didn’t get an iPhone in a really long time, but since the not-cheater is grey, doesn’t it mean they are already on an iPhone, and therefore is lying?

    Or the joke is that person on the right switches to blue, indicated that they went to the ex to ask for the iPhone?

    • birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      21·
      3 days ago

      Left = the one you get messages from

      Right = yourself

      Green bubbles are the ones you get from sending a message to a non-iPhone user, blue is from sending them to another iPhone user. (I say another, because this is iMessage which afaik only is on iPhone; the user themselves has an iPhone, though this is not relevant for the meme).

      The joke is therefore that the other did, in fact cheat for the iPhone.

  • Lumidaub@feddit.orgEnglish
    5·
    3 days ago

    Well. Not for a phone. But we’ve discussed Indecent Proposal and come to the conclusion that, if either of us were put in that situation, with a SUBSTANTIAL amount of money on offer, we’d both be okay with the other doing it.

      • toynbee@lemmy.worldEnglish
        5·
        3 days ago

        I suspect that it would be difficult to achieve arousal, but if I had explicit consent from my wife and the reward were substantial, it would be slightly less unpalatable.

        Fortunately I’ll never have to worry about this!

        • Lumidaub@feddit.orgEnglish
          3·
          3 days ago

          It does help with the arousal part that in the movie it’s Robert Redford asking ;D

          Otherwise, yeah, it’s of course a pure thought experiment to learn where each other’s boundaries are. We both don’t think sex is sacred or something but it’s also not to be given away lightly, the important part is being honest about it.

          • HornyMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zonedeleted by creatorOPEnglish
            1·
            3 days ago

            don’t think sex is sacred or something but it’s also not to be given away lightly

            I’ll just stay quiet, for my own good :3