Nooooo. For a stupid phone? Really? 😭
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Explain like a non American?
I believe this is a screenshot of Apples walled garden chat app that you need an iPhone for to use it
It is but the green bubble means it went through via SMS/RCS and the blue bubble means iMessage (Apple’s messaging service that is Apple device to Apple device).
A few RTX pro 6k’s though…
NSFW, TMI
I mean hey, I almost met up with someone in another country and slept with them for promises of a MASSIVE horse dildo which I couldn’t afford at the time.
But this was before my relationship, so that’s…mildly better ig 😂Wait, are you the same person as Miisha? How are HornyMiisha and Miisha different?
I’m the same person, yes.
The difference is, Miisha was hiding the horny behind an innocent username. This time around, I’m honest with myself and disclose the horny right in my username :3I’m not plural, if that’s what you’re asking.
so you bought it on your own later on? 😄
Let a girl have her secrets 👀
I didn’t notice your username until I got to this comment, but the name indicates there’s a version of you to which the descriptor doesn’t apply … And I just can’t believe that.
She’s evolving
More horny is always good. I’m here to spread the horny. Teehee :3
Honestly, that’s fair 😂
I think I’ve racked up quite a reputation around here, for being…well, straight and horny af 😆
No regrets :3
A thousand dollars is a thousand dollars.
Noooo 😭
If someone like me gets the concept of being faithful in a relationship…literally everyone has to, right?? /sI’m living in polyamor bindings to several people who I always wish the best including good and great sex with me and with others (it’s working fine, thanks for asking 😉 ). I’m not the slightest touched by jealousy - those people don’t belong me, they simply like being with me, and I’m very happy about that.
If one of them decides to have sex with any person for any reason: Who am I to judge? It’s their body and their life, and I hope they have fun and a lot of joy. I hope the next day they’ll decide to have sex with me - and that’s all that I care about.
If you love somebody set them free. It’s easy.
The more I hear about polyamory…the more I’m convinced that I’d at least give it a chance. Which might be difficult at this point, but it actually sounds…like just what I need, to be perfectly honest.
I’m happy that you all are happy and I just wanted to say that that’s freaking cool. Best of luck 🩷
Poly is hard, and it’s harder if you’re easily made insecure or jealous. It takes a lot of communication and emotional skills, and frankly it can be a bit exhausting.
…but one day i’ll live in a big house with half a dozen other girls and we’ll have a big old cuddle pile for movie night, and it’ll all be worth it :)
…but one day i’ll live in a big house with half a dozen other girls and we’ll have a big old cuddle pile for movie night, and it’ll all be worth it :)
This sentence is making my mind go places, waow…it’s legitimately making me want to get a harem of 6-7 guys and just live with them, laugh with them, love them and ofc sleep with them.
Damn. New goals unlocked.
Eh. If it works with your brain’s wiring, ENM is honestly great.
Source: am poly, and I honestly find it not just fun, but fulfilling and rewarding as well.
I didn’t get an iPhone in a really long time, but since the not-cheater is grey, doesn’t it mean they are already on an iPhone, and therefore is lying?
Or the joke is that person on the right switches to blue, indicated that they went to the ex to ask for the iPhone?
Left = the one you get messages from
Right = yourself
Green bubbles are the ones you get from sending a message to a non-iPhone user, blue is from sending them to another iPhone user. (I say another, because this is iMessage which afaik only is on iPhone; the user themselves has an iPhone, though this is not relevant for the meme).
The joke is therefore that the other did, in fact cheat for the iPhone.
Oh! I got the positions reversed. Thanks for explaining!
Honestly not an Apple user, so I couldn’t tell you. I just know that the joke is cheating
Well. Not for a phone. But we’ve discussed Indecent Proposal and come to the conclusion that, if either of us were put in that situation, with a SUBSTANTIAL amount of money on offer, we’d both be okay with the other doing it.
Damn. I respect your decision, but personally, even for a million dollars, I don’t think I could.
I suspect that it would be difficult to achieve arousal, but if I had explicit consent from my wife and the reward were substantial, it would be slightly less unpalatable.
Fortunately I’ll never have to worry about this!
It does help with the arousal part that in the movie it’s Robert Redford asking ;D
Otherwise, yeah, it’s of course a pure thought experiment to learn where each other’s boundaries are. We both don’t think sex is sacred or something but it’s also not to be given away lightly, the important part is being honest about it.
don’t think sex is sacred or something but it’s also not to be given away lightly
I’ll just stay quiet, for my own good :3
