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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on Earth?

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Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on Earth?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

It’s pasteurized before you know it!

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Okay. That’s a was udderly cheesy, but I love it…
- 🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.world
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  I’m just glad it didn’t go whey above your head.

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