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Since the earlier joke was a repost, I deleted it and we’ll try again
I take them, literally…
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a bee that can't make up it's mind?English
11·13 days agoThat really stings
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•If a 1 L lama is a holy man and a 2 L llama is an animal, what is a 3L lllama?English
12·15 days agoThe residents of the greater Boston area have an accent when -ar is pronounced -ah. So a car is a cah.
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Our neighbor gifted us a willow tree with the idea that someday it'll be nice to sit under. In return I gave them a maple with the same idea...English
17·16 days agoYou’re throwing a lot of shade, maybe yew need a hug?
Yep, the phone strikes again. Thanks
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a dinosaur that's read Wuthering Heights?English
6·2 months agoThanks, my phone didn’t like it either
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a dinosaur that's read Wuthering Heights?English
15·2 months agoThis one hurt to type, so we suffer together
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Did you know that nature is so resourceful....English
7·2 months agoFor the most part, yes.
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?English
4·2 months agoThat’s very good! Well done
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Why did the baker make unleavened bread?English
4·2 months agoWhy would an electrician use yeast, I’d be…shocked if they did
So, what’s your preferred Linux distribution and why is it Mint?
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I did my first nude painting the other day...English
10·2 months agoRisky click of the day
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I did my first nude painting the other day...English
11·2 months agoSorry I’m late, was super busy at work today.
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I called the library to make a reservation yesterday and they said "No".....English
22·2 months agoIt’s true, you can go check it out for your shelf…
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I'm reading a book about sandpaper....English
2·3 months agoShouldn’t you be on lemmygrad.ml comrade?
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I keep reading the Lord of the Rings trilogy over and over. My wife says I'm addicted....English
3·3 months agoNot even those Underhills?
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Where's the best place in Canada to see Bigfoot?English
1·3 months agoI haven’t seen TPB so I had to Google that.

Where? I’m not seeing it here