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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

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dating tips

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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    ./example.exe

    https://apps.microsoft.com/detail/9pdxgncfsczv?hl=en-GB&gl=US

    • redjard@reddthat.com
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      if the kernel isn’t set to forward .exe to wine, wine example.exe also works.

      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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        I thought it was under Window’s terminal since that’s what the person uses.

  • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
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    How awesome is Windows? I mean the way it runs so smooth…you can like process a lot of processing with the processor. Like if they added AI to the ESC key, that would really be awesome.

  • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
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    1 month ago

    You forgot: “Why do you have to recompile the kernel all the time?”

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Recompiling the kernel is a privilege, not an obligation!

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    I installed Nobara just yesterday and the installer had a game to play

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      I did some distro hopping, that was impressive to me.

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    You can always tell a Linux user by the body order. Oh and they’re all hackers and on a government watchlist.

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      My body order is head, shoulders, knees and toes (knees and toes). I have no idea how that flags me as a Linux user.

      • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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        That’s just what an Arch user would say.

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          Given the reference, it would have been a decent burn if you’d said Mint or Ubuntu.

          I’m an LMDE user which is a sliver more advanced, but not by much. The song might even fit better. I can point at and name parts of the system and maybe even work with them, but most of the time someone else is looking after me.

    • PlasticExistence@lemmy.world
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      Excuse you. I’m on a government watch list for entirely different reasons. I am not a hacker.

      • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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        Damn, you’re a furry, huh?

        • PlasticExistence@lemmy.world
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          1 month ago

          I do like foxy women

      • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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        Everybody knows all Linux users are hackers.

  • weps@lemmy.world
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    7 I tried Linux. It didn’t work.

  • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1- No, Windows 11 mains you

    2- Yes, ubuntu is much larger than arch

    3- We have many ways to install anything

    4- No, but neither does Windows, who at Microsoft is troubleshooting your games?

    5- Yes! But Windows works much better on linux than linux does on Windows

    6- Imagine 30 million lines to fix your last update

    • narinciye@discuss.tchncs.de
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      https://apps.microsoft.com/detail/9ncc7jnqp53t?hl=en-US&gl=US

      4- kind of yes, if you count wsl

    • 0x0@infosec.pub
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      4- hey windows actually has a useless troubleshooting wizard, and when cortana gets good enough they might just revive clippy

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        I miss Clippy. Sure he was obnoxious, but you could tell him to fuck off and he would listen.

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    How to piss off a Linux guy in 3 steps:

    Step 1: Use Windows

    Step 2: Encounter a computer problem and ask the Linux guy for a solution.

    Step 3: When they say they don’t know Windows, mock them for being so stupid despite staying in the terminal playing pretend hackerman all day.

    • witty_username@feddit.nl
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      Also mention that the cli is how computers used to work

      • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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        Go back to the retirement home grandpa. Computers are grok prompts now with subscription tokens. Pass me the verification can gramps. Heil musk!

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          Really old people seem to be the heaviest AI users, or at least they are in my bubble. So maybe pa is getting it on with an AI granny in that retirement home.

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      I had an experience something like that once. The guy snorted at me and said: “I thought you knew about computers”. I just stood up and said: “You know, you’re absolutely right. Good luck fixing the issue.” and I left.

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      A good one is saying windows is the best Linux distro because you can just run exes straight from the shell

      ~/dev/foo $ msbuild.exe MyProject2026UltimatePro.sln | grep Error(s)
      

      Try it and confirm there is no god

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      I legitimately don’t know how to administer a Windows system anymore.

      • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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        Just tell them to ask Copilot to fix it

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    #5 is actually true. Install Ubuntu for WSL from the Windows store. WSL is great BTW

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      That’s what makes it so triggering

  • Cris_Citrus (he/him <3)@piefed.zip
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    #6 fuckin sent me lol

    • captcha_incorrect@lemmy.world
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      I don’t get that one, could you explain?

      • Cris_Citrus (he/him <3)@piefed.zip
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        It used to be a meme that you need to recompile your kernel any time something goes wrong on linux, or to do anything.

        Its just a fucking outlandish nonsense critisism. The joke is that it sounds like the way some people have criticized linux without realizing they don’t know that they’re talking about, and it’s exacerbating how silly it is to being cartoonishly absurd

        • captcha_incorrect@lemmy.world
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          Thanks for explaining!

          • Cris_Citrus (he/him <3)@piefed.zip
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            Happy I could help! ❤️

            Have a lovely day!

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    Ugh you don’t need to write 30 million lines of code to install a browser. You need to compile 30 million lines of code to install a browser. 🙄

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      You get to compile 30 million lines of code to install a browser. :)

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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    Linux doesn’t run Fortnite and that’s all you need to know about that shovelware.

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      Just to be clear. You’re calling Linux shovelware, right? /s lmfao

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    My dating tip?

    YY/MM/DD

    • copygirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      No love for YYYY-MM-DD?

      If you see a date in that format, it’s pretty unambiguous.

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        You’re right. I literally forgot the first two Y. Or rather I assumed they were implied.

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          / are also not valid for ISO-8601

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        Also great for naming files in the filesystem, and thereby giving it both context and a sorting space.

        I started doing so in my company on the shared network space years ago, and many colleagues have started using this as well.

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      See, my dating tip is the exact opposite.

      DD/MM/YY

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        The worst date format. Even worse than Americans mm dd yy

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          Days are shorter than months, which are shorter than years.

          Makes sense to go with smallest to largest.

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            Ah, but the month number set is smaller than the day number set. It makes just as much sense to order by sets.

            Plus, starting with the month gives you time to remember what day it is without having to sit there awkwardly.

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            I prefer large to small imo, plus computers prefer yy mm dd too

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            But this would lead to files from the first of any month and any year to be bunched together.

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            It might make sense but that doesn’t make it better

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            I prefer classifaction in descending order… Narrow down the yearx then the month then the day then the hour then the seconds. Absolutely nobody wants seconds first then minutes

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          Might I suggest Y/MM/DD/YYY ?

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            Thanks, but Y/M/DD/M/YYY already does it just fine for me

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              YTMND

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          salty murican detector going offf

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      iso 8601 or get out

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    1. Best of luck with that
    2. If it works for you then great, that’s the power of freedom/choice
    3. Get good
    4. Used to be true but nope.
    5. I Don’t know and don’t care.
    6. That’s not code, it’s a progress bar, but better.
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    Someone just give this guy a big thumbs up and go back to ignoring him

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