what do you mean you were born in 2000 and you’re 26. you should be a literal baby
I’m a tr0xisaur
goals tbh
I was born in the 1900s… but so were my great grandparents…
Jokes on you, dinosaurs are cool
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it’s ok, we can be dinos together 💖
awwww ~ ~ ~ well then tell me dear dino baby, how was it when the wheel was invented, hm?
It was nice to have something to replace the mammoth-drawn sleds we all used as the ice age receded, but they really came into their own when we invented fire.
We called them “Hot Wheels” and played a game where we’d roll a Hot Wheel down a hill and try to race it to the bottom without getting crushed/burned. Wherever the Hot Wheel landed was the campsite for the night, where we tended the wounds from playing Hot Wheels. It was a simpler time.
I’d imagine that’s a topic of historical debate
technically it’s getting reinvented all the time







