It’s fire island, I’m a little surprised the ice breaker wasn’t sticking his face in OP’s ass crack as he said it, from the stories I’ve been told.
My uncle’s best friend used to go way back in the day, and from the stories he told me, it was basically just one nonstop public orgy. Of course, this was before AIDS was big, iirc.
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I made the mistake of tagging along to Fire Island with my girlfriend and her queer friends and I’m sorry to both of the guys who hit on me
Especially the guy who opened with “I want to eat your ass.”
For any non-US people. No it’s not the island where Zuko and the gang have the beach episode. It’s a real island near New York / Long Island
That’s one hell of an ice breaker and far more bold than I lol
It’s fire island, I’m a little surprised the ice breaker wasn’t sticking his face in OP’s ass crack as he said it, from the stories I’ve been told.
My uncle’s best friend used to go way back in the day, and from the stories he told me, it was basically just one nonstop public orgy. Of course, this was before AIDS was big, iirc.
I was just standing there waiting for the ATM to spit my cash out so I could get drunk enough to come up with a witty response.
You were right there, the line was “thanks, but this the only ATM I’m into right now”
you got a whatsapp or somethin’? Your service could be very handy in a pinch.
lmao if only being a difficult smartass could pay my bills I’d do it all day