Boomer Humor Doomergod

It’s going to crash before the execution, I guarantee it.

What streaming platform has a TOS that allows this?

I’ll take my chances. Plus those clothes and shoes sound durable and cheap.

Ever heard of those folks they found in the wild parts of Russia in the late 70s who never even realized the Second World War happened?

Fucking life goals there

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You could make good money teaching people how to do a proper interview.

Ed Sheeran is certainly Mackleless

We should both take Google ent al to small claims court for the work we put into not being tracked by them.

All countries are bad. Nation states are imaginary monsters.

My favorite idea for a global flag was a small, sky blue pennant that’s hung above every country’s flag.

Invading other countries isn’t bad when WE do it

Reference for those who don’t know Onfim

This is why we can block things

I know a small town in PA that would love this slogan for their upcoming festival

It’s better than “back burner” because if you forget something there it’ll burn on the bottom.

You’re a hero.

I can’t find them either but they’re like big curtains of microfiber fabric. They’re really good at rubbing other cars’ dirt all over your car.

And the floppy towel things

Car washes have them, why can’t horses have some fun?