transcription: me installing linux on, on your computer
Can i watch?
Watching the installation process like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
…
Maybe I should try this Linux thing.
I came out to my wife 5 days ago and started taking hormones yesterday. The pipeline is real (and beautiful)
Your tongue isn’t a usb stick and my mouth isn’t a usb port, dummy!!
*USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound*
😳
“ahh you put it in upside down.”
flips
“eww it’s still upside down”
flips to origianl postiton
“ooo keep going deeper. Fill me with your data!”
that can be arranged
A promise or a threat?
Maybe her pooter
Is a computer
My butt, on the other hand
Installs linux on your computer tenderly and gayly
I ACTUALLY DID THIS TO MY BF (best friend, not boyfriend… I think… Maybe… Oh no I’m getting turned on…) AND TO MY COUSIN LMAO.
Sudo systemctl disable clothing
You fool, I use runit.
I grip your shirt (choose keyboard layout) and start lifting it over your head (selecting partition scheme), but you pull back, suddenly unsure…
“B-but this isn’t one of those cringe distros, is it?”
I have readed “I grep your shirt”.
Linux has me really cooked, and I love it.
“No, it’s not Arch”
Was that link loading slow because it was installing a crypto miner, or because it was running off an old thinkpad in the back of someone’s apartment?
Why not both?
btw
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Got a computer with blank storage here for ya ˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶
Make sure you don’t install a virus!
as for distros i can rec tumbleweed











