The Clit is legit
thanks!
I’ve been looking for that for the past 30 years.
Is the GNOME version called Gock?
It must be a KDE version.
Gnome: GSpot. It doesn’t actually exist (GNOME devs though there was no use case for it)
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Is this meme from 2020? Windows would just call it Internet Copilot.
You think that’s the worst?
Passable censoring, 2/3 successfully censored
Jarvis, kill this developer
It’s a literal loli snatcher. what did you think it was going to be named?
Only problem with that is most men wouldn’t be able to find it.
i think PCSX2 is the maddest i’ve ever been over a name. i’ve been using it for YEARS and have to double check the spelling every single time i type it.
I hear you. The one that always gets me is PPSSPP. Every time I type it I miss out a letter and have to go back and fix it.
I memorized it as “PSP, but doubled”
RPCS3 is similarly awkward to read and spell.
And ncmpcpp, which makes sense as it’s about 2 or 3 different forks from the original so the name got increasingly out of hand.
And ncmpcpp, which makes sense as it’s about 2 or 3 different forks from the original so the name got increasingly out of hand.
Ah yes the ncm<TAB> program. Used to give my brain half a stroke trying to remember the full name.
bash: klitoris: command not found...
:(No, you should
touch klitorisorfinger klitoris, not bash it.man klitorisno manual entry for klitorisWell that explains a lot.
man klitoris? Don’t you meanbussy?
Use the -f option to find it
Hey, I finger the klitoris of my thinkpad all the time
Huh, I thought I was fingering the nipple this whole time
It’s pink, nubby, and you finger it. That doesn’t seem like a nipple to me ;)
Okay, fineeee. I’ll tongue it.
The most clearest description of file explorer: Dolphin (?)
WDYM “explorer”, is that some weird name for a file manager?
You can explore file system, but how would you dolphin it?
Like if Nautilus is any better
Or, like, Total Commander. A wild guess would be some strategy game.
Once a couple employers ago, I got an email from IT admins demanding that I uninstall that “game”.
Meanwhile, Midnight Commander reads like the title to a pornogram.
The application most likely to cause confusion among True Gamers™ who got fed up with Windows.
(PRO TIP:
dolphinis the KDE file manager,dolphin-emuis what you really want. PRO TIP 2: To defeat the PulseAudio daemon, shoot at it until it dies)To defeat the PulseAudio daemon, shoot at it until it dies
Jack is potentially the most sensibly named.
Is pipewire pipe or wire? Only the gods are allowed to know that.
I’m still amazed people use and browse the septic tank of the internet. Xitter just won’t stop.
It’s still the best social media for anything worthwhile. Hyperlocal news, sports, government agencies, corporate news, everyone posts there since nobody looks at Facebook anymore and Instagram is mainly for pics. All the good artists are on Twitter as well.
Nobody is posting to Mastodon because actually finding information and people is proper impossible. I mean hell I almost never see any posts from Mastodon getting posted to any meme community because everyone is all tech and politics and doom and serious.
“noooo i can’t read corporate slop from government agencies and my favorite ragebaititng influencer news on Mastodon nooo, must read Xitter!!!”
noooo i can’t read anything at all worth talking about and no one is on mastodon, noooo must rage into my depressed people’s echo chamber
And that’s why i support the pedophile trillionaire. For memes and stuff
Congrats on that btw, it’s those things that give me a tiny shred of hope in humanity.
But the “uneducated” part is not necessary, come on. Just because someone on the other side of the planet has probably not investigated the finer details of your domestic politics such as what social media platform was used to organise protests?
this sounds like being proud of a western bias. we are the fortunate. it should be our duty to consider perspectives that have been disadvantaged and where information about this side of the internet doesn’t flow as freely as it does in the first-world culture.
was saying “uneducated” wrong? sure. but who was responsible for the frustration and misunderstanding that led to using that word in the first place?
Yeah thanks for that, after being retrospective I agree it’s uncalled for but I am just tired of western bias of many social and political issues
Just posting what I replied to the other person –
After being retrospective I agree it’s uncalled for but I am just tired of western bias of many social and political issues
I wonder if Twitter just hung onto market share in India while it hemorrhaged users in the anglosphere? IIRC we’ve seen this with Facebook in a few places. Basically everyone I want to follow moved to Bluesky or at least is posting their content there too - there’s a few local governments that are stuck in 2010 technologically due to indifference or lack of budget that still only post stuff to Twitter but that’s fairly unusual, but is infuriating enough for people to post about it.
Fuck blue sky. Use mastodon.
It’s still the best social media for anything worthwhile.
I was a fool for expecting a serious response 🤣
Are you suggesting there is something wrong with any of these names:
- gimp
- finger
- john the ripper
- libcaca
- toilet
- fsck
Pip yay
I’m crying rn, caca means poop in spanish 😭😭😭
Woah, poop is a good name for an util
wait until you hear of libpipi
Oh hell naw
Also, in Italian “sudo” means “I sweat”.
sudo nanomeans “I sweat, dwarf”
Don’t forget
fuckI like how developers are not shying away from possibility of them having foot fetish (foot terminal, gnome logo being a foot)
The foot is actually symbolic for the devs stepping all over you with their opinionated design and no choices
Ah so BDSM then /s
No just BSD
BSDMobile?
IOS
I avoided Gnome for exactly that reason for years but the shell extensions for gnome have improved a lot and it’s pretty flexible now. If you don’t mind depending on the addin authors maintaining your favorites.Dash to panel or dock is virtually a whole different UI.
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep
man
every Command Line Interface Tool
(not Linux but there are special printers for clothing called DTF’s )
man man
This week, I ran ‘man mount’ while learning about bind mounts.
I mean there are audiovisual teaching aids for how to mount men all over the Internet. Or so I’m told
In this context I really hope you mean aides.
> man womanNo manual entry for womanBro literal said “No bitches?” 😭😭😭😭
Man, I remember laughing like a school boy when I first heard of the “finger” util in college, lol.
Also
finger \! && exitUgh, “gimp”? Seriously?
And the name isn’t great either.
You’re right. And it would be so simple to just drop the G and make it Image Manipulation Program. They could even use the same impish logo!
They could, but they never will though. Chiefly because someone asked them to and, after stamping their feet like Veruca Salt, the devs have resolved to never ever stop pouting about it.
I’ve found the clitoris.
You might wanna tell the guy who made it, cause I don’t think he has yet.
