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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 12 days ago

Where my klitoris users at?

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Where my klitoris users at?

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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 12 days ago
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    I’m still amazed people use and browse the septic tank of the internet. Xitter just won’t stop.

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      It’s still the best social media for anything worthwhile. Hyperlocal news, sports, government agencies, corporate news, everyone posts there since nobody looks at Facebook anymore and Instagram is mainly for pics. All the good artists are on Twitter as well.

      Nobody is posting to Mastodon because actually finding information and people is proper impossible. I mean hell I almost never see any posts from Mastodon getting posted to any meme community because everyone is all tech and politics and doom and serious.

      • late_pessimistic@slrpnk.net
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        “noooo i can’t read corporate slop from government agencies and my favorite ragebaititng influencer news on Mastodon nooo, must read Xitter!!!”

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          noooo i can’t read anything at all worth talking about and no one is on mastodon, noooo must rage into my depressed people’s echo chamber

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        It’s still the best social media for anything worthwhile.

        I was a fool for expecting a serious response 🤣

        • baatliwala@lemmy.world
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          We just ousted a minister in our country through memes and protests organised through Twitter, but what would an uneducated person know?

      • FatVegan@leminal.space
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        And that’s why i support the pedophile trillionaire. For memes and stuff

        • baatliwala@lemmy.world
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          We just ousted a minister in our country through memes and protests organised through Twitter, but what would an uneducated person know?

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            Congrats on that btw, it’s those things that give me a tiny shred of hope in humanity.

            But the “uneducated” part is not necessary, come on. Just because someone on the other side of the planet has probably not investigated the finer details of your domestic politics such as what social media platform was used to organise protests?

            • Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              this sounds like being proud of a western bias. we are the fortunate. it should be our duty to consider perspectives that have been disadvantaged and where information about this side of the internet doesn’t flow as freely as it does in the first-world culture.

              was saying “uneducated” wrong? sure. but who was responsible for the frustration and misunderstanding that led to using that word in the first place?

              • baatliwala@lemmy.world
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                Yeah thanks for that, after being retrospective I agree it’s uncalled for but I am just tired of western bias of many social and political issues

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              Just posting what I replied to the other person –

              After being retrospective I agree it’s uncalled for but I am just tired of western bias of many social and political issues

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Is the GNOME version called Gock?

  • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip
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    It must be a KDE version.

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    Gnome: GSpot. It doesn’t actually exist (GNOME devs though there was no use case for it)

    • Scrollone@feddit.it
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      laughs in libsexy

      • communism@lemmy.ml
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        libass

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          libcaca … their original logo was better though, with a speech bubble saying something like “It’s the shit!”

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            Finally a good example of a project which should, and does, use the WTFPL.

  • k0e3@lemmy.ca
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    Is this meme from 2020? Windows would just call it Internet Copilot.

  • Scottyc65@reddthat.com
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    Only problem with that is most men wouldn’t be able to find it.

  • Toryu122@lemmy.ml
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    You think that’s the worst?

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      It’s a literal loli snatcher. what did you think it was going to be named?

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      11 days ago

      Passable censoring, 2/3 successfully censored

    • FirmDistribution@lemmy.worldOP
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      11 days ago

      Jarvis, kill this developer

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    12 days ago

    I’ve found the clitoris.

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      You might wanna tell the guy who made it, cause I don’t think he has yet.

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    i think PCSX2 is the maddest i’ve ever been over a name. i’ve been using it for YEARS and have to double check the spelling every single time i type it.

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      RPCS3 is similarly awkward to read and spell.

      And ncmpcpp, which makes sense as it’s about 2 or 3 different forks from the original so the name got increasingly out of hand.

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        And ncmpcpp, which makes sense as it’s about 2 or 3 different forks from the original so the name got increasingly out of hand.

        Ah yes the ncm<TAB> program. Used to give my brain half a stroke trying to remember the full name.

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      I hear you. The one that always gets me is PPSSPP. Every time I type it I miss out a letter and have to go back and fix it.

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        I memorized it as “PSP, but doubled”

  • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
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    bash: klitoris: command not found...
    :(

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      No, you should touch klitoris or finger klitoris, not bash it.

      man klitoris

      no manual entry for klitoris

      Well that explains a lot.

      • Panda (he/him)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        man klitoris? Don’t you mean bussy?

    • BCsven@lemmy.ca
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      Use the -f option to find it

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    Hey, I finger the klitoris of my thinkpad all the time

    • okmko@lemmy.world
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      Huh, I thought I was fingering the nipple this whole time

      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s pink, nubby, and you finger it. That doesn’t seem like a nipple to me ;)

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          Okay, fineeee. I’ll tongue it.

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    To all the users in chat having issues with klitoris, protip: it requires sudo for pretty much every command.

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    Are you suggesting there is something wrong with any of these names:

    • gimp
    • finger
    • john the ripper
    • libcaca
    • toilet
    • fsck
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      Also, in Italian “sudo” means “I sweat”.

      sudo nano
      

      means “I sweat, dwarf”

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      Ugh, “gimp”? Seriously?

      And the name isn’t great either.

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        You’re right. And it would be so simple to just drop the G and make it Image Manipulation Program. They could even use the same impish logo!

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          They could, but they never will though. Chiefly because someone asked them to and, after stamping their feet like Veruca Salt, the devs have resolved to never ever stop pouting about it.

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      Man, I remember laughing like a school boy when I first heard of the “finger” util in college, lol.

      Also finger \! && exit

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      Pip yay

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      11 days ago

      > man woman

      No manual entry for woman

      • Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org
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        Bro literal said “No bitches?” 😭😭😭😭

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      I’m crying rn, caca means poop in spanish 😭😭😭

      Woah, poop is a good name for an util

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        wait until you hear of libpipi

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          Oh hell naw

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      unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

      • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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        man

        every Command Line Interface Tool

        (not Linux but there are special printers for clothing called DTF’s )

        • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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          man man

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            This week, I ran ‘man mount’ while learning about bind mounts.

            • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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              I mean there are audiovisual teaching aids for how to mount men all over the Internet. Or so I’m told

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                In this context I really hope you mean aides.

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      I like how developers are not shying away from possibility of them having foot fetish (foot terminal, gnome logo being a foot)

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        The foot is actually symbolic for the devs stepping all over you with their opinionated design and no choices

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          Ah so BDSM then /s

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            No just BSD

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              BSDMobile?

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          I avoided Gnome for exactly that reason for years but the shell extensions for gnome have improved a lot and it’s pretty flexible now. If you don’t mind depending on the addin authors maintaining your favorites.Dash to panel or dock is virtually a whole different UI.

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      Don’t forget fuck

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    I can never find that program…

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    We need a command line interface named Toris. CLI Toris

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      I’m a dev. I develop little prototypes and things with Rust. I often create a new repository and don’t give the project a name, until I’ve coded enough of it that I know where it’s going.

      A few years back, the makers of the programming language Rust started punishing people for prepending rust- before the names of their tools and apps. They recommended that people append -rs to the end.

      The combination of these two things caused me to end up with a whole bunch of repositories named something like cli-rs or clitool-rs, both of which I’d just pronounce as clitoris.

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        There really is no drama like programming language drama.

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