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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 12 days ago

Where my klitoris users at?

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Where my klitoris users at?

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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 12 days ago
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  • BartyDeCanter@piefed.social
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    Are you suggesting there is something wrong with any of these names:

    • gimp
    • finger
    • john the ripper
    • libcaca
    • toilet
    • fsck
    • ptt@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      11 days ago

      > man woman

      No manual entry for woman

      • Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org
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        11 days ago

        Bro literal said “No bitches?” 😭😭😭😭

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      I like how developers are not shying away from possibility of them having foot fetish (foot terminal, gnome logo being a foot)

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        The foot is actually symbolic for the devs stepping all over you with their opinionated design and no choices

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          Ah so BDSM then /s

          • Tako Penisu@sh.itjust.works
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            No just BSD

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              12 days ago

              BSDMobile?

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          I avoided Gnome for exactly that reason for years but the shell extensions for gnome have improved a lot and it’s pretty flexible now. If you don’t mind depending on the addin authors maintaining your favorites.Dash to panel or dock is virtually a whole different UI.

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      unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

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        man

        every Command Line Interface Tool

        (not Linux but there are special printers for clothing called DTF’s )

        • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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          man man

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            This week, I ran ‘man mount’ while learning about bind mounts.

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              I mean there are audiovisual teaching aids for how to mount men all over the Internet. Or so I’m told

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                In this context I really hope you mean aides.

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      Ugh, “gimp”? Seriously?

      And the name isn’t great either.

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        You’re right. And it would be so simple to just drop the G and make it Image Manipulation Program. They could even use the same impish logo!

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          They could, but they never will though. Chiefly because someone asked them to and, after stamping their feet like Veruca Salt, the devs have resolved to never ever stop pouting about it.

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      Man, I remember laughing like a school boy when I first heard of the “finger” util in college, lol.

      Also finger \! && exit

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      Pip yay

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      I’m crying rn, caca means poop in spanish 😭😭😭

      Woah, poop is a good name for an util

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        wait until you hear of libpipi

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          Oh hell naw

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      Also, in Italian “sudo” means “I sweat”.

      sudo nano
      

      means “I sweat, dwarf”

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      Don’t forget fuck

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