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Guess I’ll just die
nyaaa twink bois are cute aawwaaw, i remember some cuties irl
My life experience as a 5’5" trans gal:
As a repper: “why does my family have to be so short? This is awful. No one will take me seriously.”
Post-transition: “I won the god damned lottery.”
Context is a real bitch.
Or not.
Eeeeeeeenvy
Tall here but thankfully everyone else is tall so if cancels out.
I assure you I’ve had my own troubles and challenges in life. But at least in this area I got pretty lucky.
Though even then, it’s complicated. Yes, I’m 5’5", but the only way a trans gal is 5’5" is if she comes from a family of short people. I’m the same height as my dad and brothers. I tower over my mother and sisters. They’re more like 5’1".
It drives me crazy how hung up people get over the 6’ label; it’s mostly dating app bs. The guy in the comic is taller than both of the women, which is generally all that’s required to be successful in the dating pool. Sure some women are insistent about the 6’ limit, but so what? Given how many people refuse to date outside their race/religion, you’re already not going to attract everyone, so if you’re under 6’ add the height-obsessed to that list and move on.
That’s why in Uno reversing that shit. Im a short guy and im not matching with any lady under 5’10"
finger guns
How you doin’, short king
if she doesn’t have skin of stone and spend more time combing her beard than her hair, she’s not the one.
I don’t know what that means but hell yeah.
The morale is to not use dating apps. They are all owned by the same company, whose goal is to be profitable by making you addicted.
edit: the rationale behind my comment is that I have read often these insane requirements on e.g. Tinder, but have not yet met a woman in real life who talks like that.
have not yet met a woman in real life who talks like that.
If only everyone had such luck.
I ain’t never met a twink everyone didn’t want to fuck
I really should try grindr one more time
Sniffies is the new hotness, even though it is also venture capitalist funded.
Nah, I was joking. I tried 3 apps this month:
- Fet — shows you ads on every move. Even to check your gallery you need to watch full screen ad. Patched this out by luckypatcher - still shows ads now and then. Swaps are limited in free account. No commenting either. No one answered to my messages, nor messaged me. Uses imperial system instead of metric, you can switch it if you verify your account apparently, but I couldn’t: my country not supported.
- Bumpy — couldn’t bare onboarding video that bugged out and started showing each time I launch app. Like, straight up unskippable video about “how great this app is” for about 3 minutes. Also, profile strictly moderated, couldn’t even put my discord/telegram, got blocked. Also-also, uses imperial system instead of metric (I live in Europe) and you can’t switch it at all.
- Velvet — paid account required for most things, “Delete account” button throws 404 error (you can’t delete account), “Support&help” doesn’t react (probably dummy button and not mapped anywhere), there no profiles unless you max out range (capped for free account at 50km I believe) and then it will show one profile - app just a fraud.
So yeah, nah, I’m done for now. It’s not even dating itself that sucks, but even experience of getting there.
I used to think I was a hot commodity in the gay community until I realized it was only the ugly old guys hitting on me. Never the hot young ones. Let me tell you, my illusions were shattered. But then I got older and the young hot ones started giving me fuck-me eyes and now my illusions are back again
I’m 53 and what the kids call omni. Once I hit my forties i was suddenly getting hit on by young CIS men, young CIS women, young trans men and young non-binary folk. Not young trans women though. Only trans women close to my age showed interest, and only if I pursued first.
As a 40 something bi man who’s single again for the first time in 18 years, I’ve been shocked by the number of twinks who have assertively pursued me. Never in a million years would I have anticipated this
53m omni. I am pleased to confirm.
Yeah, when I started getting visibly grey hair the baby gays started to gravitate towards me. I’m still a little mystified by it TBH, I guess I have the Dommy Mommy thing down pat, lol
The overly empathetic compassionate people pleaser to mommy domme pipeline is real
Sounds like the whole time you were/are the cup of tea of many people, even if they weren’t yours :)
Sometimes a fine wine needs a little more time on the shelf. Time to pop that cork baby
