Someone has to make an explosive impression on their first day.

No dont kys, just make a pocket EMP you can find directions on wikihow

Honestly, I really don’t understand why the job posting is so vague. They could just hire the person without even conducting an interview.

Whistleblow first!

Every new sign in captha I get closer to this image

The joke with memes like this is someone actually having the balls to fight back.

“Wouldn’t it be funny of we actually fought for our autonomy and freedom? lol we’re such cowards.”

lol, I know, you first

me too! lmao

So thaaats why orientation is in the office across the street…

Wait until the second day. That way you can formulate a plan to take out Thiel as well