Willoughby

Yeah, nah

EWW

You, yes you, scrolling.

Here.

XMPP

I see you.

The joke with memes like this is someone actually having the balls to fight back.

“Wouldn’t it be funny of we actually fought for our autonomy and freedom? lol we’re such cowards.”

lol, I know, you first

me too! lmao

In your defense, they aren’t tracking your every move in pseudo-real time and tracking every app they can get their code into inside your phone.

but dude needs to buy a lawnmower and a tv used every now and then, so the bookmark stays. That shit isn’t on my phone tho.

Also wearing them identifies you as “a person wearing anti-spyware” glasses.

It’s like not having a Facebook account, your shadow shows everyone you aren’t, leaving the only person you could be.

One could make a decent bit of $ on “I do not consent” knitted balaclavas on Etsy.